101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never Say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Mr. Frodo · 04-25-2002, 08:09 PM

LOL! These are great, they are so funny!

Sam: What the hell is in elf?

Frodo: I need a hug.
*a few million teenage girls fight to be the one who gives him a hug*
Legolas: I need a hug.
*teenage girls leave Frodo*

Eowyn: Ewww! Strider has cooties!

Frodo: So let me make sure I understand this, Elrond. You are going to send four of the most sheltered people in Middle Earth, who don't even know which end of the sword to hold, and one of whom's voice is still changing to do WHAT?!? No @#$%^&* way!

Pippin: (looking at feet) Maybe I should shave that.

Orc in Cirith Ungol: What the hell is wrong with his feet?

Hobbits tap dancing (Inside joke alert!)
An elf singing off key
A manly looking elf

Aragorn: I think I'll take a nice bubble bath and listen to my Enya CD.

Dernhelm: (PMSing) Nobody understands me! Where is my midol?!? *starts to cry*
Theoden: There's something wrong with that boy.

04-25-2002, 08:09 PM	#11
Mr. Frodo Pile O'Bones Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Bag-End Posts: 13	LOL! These are great, they are so funny! Sam: What the hell is in elf? Frodo: I need a hug. a few million teenage girls fight to be the one who gives him a hug Legolas: I need a hug. teenage girls leave Frodo Eowyn: Ewww! Strider has cooties! Frodo: So let me make sure I understand this, Elrond. You are going to send four of the most sheltered people in Middle Earth, who don't even know which end of the sword to hold, and one of whom's voice is still changing to do WHAT?!? No @#$%^&* way! Pippin: (looking at feet) Maybe I should shave that. Orc in Cirith Ungol: What the hell is wrong with his feet? Hobbits tap dancing (Inside joke alert!) An elf singing off key A manly looking elf Aragorn: I think I'll take a nice bubble bath and listen to my Enya CD. Dernhelm: (PMSing) Nobody understands me! Where is my midol?!? starts to cry Theoden: There's something wrong with that boy. __________________ "By Elbereth and Luthien the Fair, you shall have neither the Ring nor me!" (I'm the only girl in my school LOTR obssessed enough to call myself Mr. Frodo)