101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never Say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Brinniel · 06-08-2002, 04:40 PM

Arwen: Aragorn, dear, I really don't think our relationship is working out. Honestly, how do you expect me to memorize all those names you have for yourself?

Legolas: Daddy, don't make me join the fellowship on their journey! It sounds too scary!

Eowyn: Aaahh! A Nazgul! Help me!

Aragorn: Why rescue Merry and Pippin? Let's just go straight to Minas Tirith. They were annoying little hobbits anyway.

Ugluk: Ah, don't worry little halfing. I won't let anything happen to you. You're too cute to torture.

Sam: I hate elves! They're hideous and way too snobby.

Sauron: Oh Well, I never really wanted that ring after all.

Galadriel: Screw this whole passing the test thing! Give me the ring now!

Gimli: Eww! Hair? You give Merry and Pippin silver belts, but you give me a couple strands of your hair? I deserve more than that!

Nazgul: I'm tired of running around Middle-earth looking for that stupid ring. Why don't get some sleep instead?

Boromir: Who said that I wanted the ring? Destroy it! Quickly!

Gandalf to the Balrog: Alright, I'll let you pass this one time. Just promise you won't hurt any of my friends across the bridge.

Frodo: The Sackville-Baggins are so nice and fun to be around! I can't wait to see them again!

06-08-2002, 04:40 PM	#11
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	Arwen: Aragorn, dear, I really don't think our relationship is working out. Honestly, how do you expect me to memorize all those names you have for yourself? Legolas: Daddy, don't make me join the fellowship on their journey! It sounds too scary! Eowyn: Aaahh! A Nazgul! Help me! Aragorn: Why rescue Merry and Pippin? Let's just go straight to Minas Tirith. They were annoying little hobbits anyway. Ugluk: Ah, don't worry little halfing. I won't let anything happen to you. You're too cute to torture. Sam: I hate elves! They're hideous and way too snobby. Sauron: Oh Well, I never really wanted that ring after all. Galadriel: Screw this whole passing the test thing! Give me the ring now! Gimli: Eww! Hair? You give Merry and Pippin silver belts, but you give me a couple strands of your hair? I deserve more than that! Nazgul: I'm tired of running around Middle-earth looking for that stupid ring. Why don't get some sleep instead? Boromir: Who said that I wanted the ring? Destroy it! Quickly! Gandalf to the Balrog: Alright, I'll let you pass this one time. Just promise you won't hurt any of my friends across the bridge. Frodo: The Sackville-Baggins are so nice and fun to be around! I can't wait to see them again! __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum