101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never Say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Bulelainwen · 07-20-2002, 08:35 PM

Ok these probably arent that funny and sorry if theyve already been posted:

Frodo: Oops I brought the wrong ring
Legolas: Oh no I got a zit, Gimli I need my concelear back
Legolas: I'm tired and I need my beauty sleep
Nazgul *sings: I want a perfect body, I want a perfect soul, I wanna make you happy
Sam to Frodo: Is it true that you've just been using me? This relationship is SO over
Legolas to Gimli: You know I never did like you that much
Treebeard: I DIDN'T RIP THE RICE PAPER!!!! (this might only be funny if you've seen Kung Fu)

This is a convo I had with my friend, I hope its funny:

Me: I saw FOTR again
You: Did you cry again
Me: Yeah
You: Let me guess when Legolas got the bruise?

07-20-2002, 08:35 PM	#11
Bulelainwen Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: In a squeaking chair in front of the computer Posts: 40	Ok these probably arent that funny and sorry if theyve already been posted: Frodo: Oops I brought the wrong ring Legolas: Oh no I got a zit, Gimli I need my concelear back Legolas: I'm tired and I need my beauty sleep Nazgul *sings: I want a perfect body, I want a perfect soul, I wanna make you happy Sam to Frodo: Is it true that you've just been using me? This relationship is SO over Legolas to Gimli: You know I never did like you that much Treebeard: I DIDN'T RIP THE RICE PAPER!!!! (this might only be funny if you've seen Kung Fu) This is a convo I had with my friend, I hope its funny: Me: I saw FOTR again You: Did you cry again Me: Yeah You: Let me guess when Legolas got the bruise?