101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never Say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Daewen · 04-23-2003, 11:47 AM

Elrond: Right so I was like, dude and he was all like, dude and then we're both all like, dude...

Frodo: Cool, a giant spider! That's one more for the exotic instect scavenger hunt.

Legolas: Life is pain highness...anyone who tells you differently is trying to sell you something...

Gimli: *watching a Walk to Remember* *sniff* Oh my gawd, he married her! Aww...how romantic...*sob, grabs tissue*

Legolas: I'm an Elf! I'm in Elf in tights! I roam around the forest looking for fights! I'm an Elf...an Elf in tights...tight tights...

*I hope you've all seen a Knights Tale...*
Aragorn: Grr...you're just a silly girl!
Arwen: Better a silly girl with a flower than a silly boy with a horse and a stick. *walks away*
Legolas:...It's called a sword, hello...

04-23-2003, 11:47 AM	#11
Daewen Wight Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Stuck inside an Aquafina bottle...HELP! ...seriously, I'm getting claustrophobic Posts: 153	Elrond: Right so I was like, dude and he was all like, dude and then we're both all like, dude... Frodo: Cool, a giant spider! That's one more for the exotic instect scavenger hunt. Legolas: Life is pain highness...anyone who tells you differently is trying to sell you something... Gimli: watching a Walk to Remember sniff Oh my gawd, he married her! Aww...how romantic...sob, grabs tissue Legolas: I'm an Elf! I'm in Elf in tights! I roam around the forest looking for fights! I'm an Elf...an Elf in tights...tight tights... I hope you've all seen a Knights Tale... Aragorn: Grr...you're just a silly girl! Arwen: Better a silly girl with a flower than a silly boy with a horse and a stick. walks away Legolas:...It's called a sword, hello... __________________ Thrust and the nuns will come. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King!