101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never Say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Crystal Heart · 01-19-2004, 04:10 PM

These are so great!!

Here are mine. I don't think they are great, but I hope they are funny enough for your liking everyone!

Frodo: Where are we?
Sam: Who knows? Let's just toss the ring in the ditch and go back to the Shire.
Frodo: Okay

Gandalf: You are by far the worst ring bearer I have ever heard of.
Frodo: But you have heard of me

Pippin: We've been drinking too much
Merry: Maybe we should enter the Alcholics Annoymus group.

Arwen: Who are you?
Aragorn: The man you love.
Arwen: Which one?

Aragorn: Do you see what I see?
The Fellowship: A star, A star, high above the trees, with a voice as big as the seas. With a voice as big as the seas.

Gimli: This is my home
Gandalf: I've never seen pink dwarf walls before
Gimli: They are the newest fashion in Gondor

Aragorn: Got your weapons?
Gimli and Legolas: Yep
Aragorn: Got your water bottles?
G & L: Yep
Aragorn: Need to go to the bathroom?
G & L: Yep
Aragorn: Then go
Legolas: I didn't really, just forgot how to say no

Orcs: I can't stand all this blood, let's go to the mall

I don't know about these, I think they are funny, but let me know!

01-19-2004, 04:10 PM	#22
Crystal Heart Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Rohan Posts: 568	These are so great!! Here are mine. I don't think they are great, but I hope they are funny enough for your liking everyone! Frodo: Where are we? Sam: Who knows? Let's just toss the ring in the ditch and go back to the Shire. Frodo: Okay Gandalf: You are by far the worst ring bearer I have ever heard of. Frodo: But you have heard of me Pippin: We've been drinking too much Merry: Maybe we should enter the Alcholics Annoymus group. Arwen: Who are you? Aragorn: The man you love. Arwen: Which one? Aragorn: Do you see what I see? The Fellowship: A star, A star, high above the trees, with a voice as big as the seas. With a voice as big as the seas. Gimli: This is my home Gandalf: I've never seen pink dwarf walls before Gimli: They are the newest fashion in Gondor Aragorn: Got your weapons? Gimli and Legolas: Yep Aragorn: Got your water bottles? G & L: Yep Aragorn: Need to go to the bathroom? G & L: Yep Aragorn: Then go Legolas: I didn't really, just forgot how to say no Orcs: I can't stand all this blood, let's go to the mall I don't know about these, I think they are funny, but let me know! __________________ "What you see is exactly what you get. Don't say I didn't warn you."