What would a hobbit think...

[Annalaliath]

*GASP* I love Pocky! Especially the chocolate coconut ones.

Unfortunately I can only get the Chocolate and strawberry kind. I can only get Pocky at Hastings of all places. What my town needs is an Asian food store.

Hand a Hobbit Pocky. "What's this?"

"Pocky," I'd say.

"Pocky, I don't get it are you supposed to use it for kindling?"

" No your supposed to eat it."

"Really," the Hobbit would say," I don't believe you... What are you doing?!"

Looking at the Hobbit with a stick of Pocky sticking out of my mouth. Taking it out I say, "Pocky is for eating."

" I still don't believe you."

"You know in the my culture if food is offered and refused it considered offensive."

"I don't care I'm still not eating it."

"I'm eating it."

"Okay fine!" He then eats the whole box. I take out a bag of Pop Rocks....