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suicidal elf chick · 08-06-2002, 03:34 PM

Hehehe, funny, Squatter of Amon Rudh! Okay, how about this: At the council of Elrond, when Frodo's supposed to volunteer to take the ring, he remains silent and says nothing. Everyone looks at him and... Here, maybe this will help:
Everyone's fighting over who's supposed to take the ring
Legolas: the elves!
Gimli: No, the dwarves!
Legolas: Elves!
Gimli: Dwaves!
Frodo remains sitting. Gandalf looks at him.
Gandalf: Frodo, you're supposed to take the ring. Now be a brave hobbit and do it!
Frodo: No! Why should I go risk my life, get bitten by a giant spider, and lose my middle finger when I can just stay here? I think I'll pass.
Gandalf: Come on, Frodo, you don't want to insult J.R.R Tolkien, do you?
Frodo: Bite me, Tolkien!
Everyone stops talking, pulls out their weapons, and advances on Frodo except for Gandalf.
Aragorn: What did you say, hobbit?
Frodo: I said, "Bite me, Tolkien!"
Gandalf: Aw crap.

And that is why Frodo cried when Gandalf fell and why it took so long for them to finish the movie.

08-06-2002, 03:34 PM	#20
suicidal elf chick Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Inu-Yasha's home, next to him Posts: 304	Hehehe, funny, Squatter of Amon Rudh! Okay, how about this: At the council of Elrond, when Frodo's supposed to volunteer to take the ring, he remains silent and says nothing. Everyone looks at him and... Here, maybe this will help: Everyone's fighting over who's supposed to take the ring Legolas: the elves! Gimli: No, the dwarves! Legolas: Elves! Gimli: Dwaves! Frodo remains sitting. Gandalf looks at him. Gandalf: Frodo, you're supposed to take the ring. Now be a brave hobbit and do it! Frodo: No! Why should I go risk my life, get bitten by a giant spider, and lose my middle finger when I can just stay here? I think I'll pass. Gandalf: Come on, Frodo, you don't want to insult J.R.R Tolkien, do you? Frodo: Bite me, Tolkien! Everyone stops talking, pulls out their weapons, and advances on Frodo except for Gandalf. Aragorn: What did you say, hobbit? Frodo: I said, "Bite me, Tolkien!" Gandalf: Aw crap. And that is why Frodo cried when Gandalf fell and why it took so long for them to finish the movie. __________________ "Feeling like a freak on a leash, feeling like I have no release. How many times have I felt diseased? Nothing in my life is free, is free.... Sometimes I cannot take this place, sometimes it's my life I can taste." - Korn 'Freak on a Leash' Who are you?