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Dorathain_Flamesword · 12-01-2002, 05:17 PM

(Frodo and Gandalf in Bag End.)

Frodo comes running into bag End looking for Bilbo.

Frodo: Bilbo! I found these two girls!
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(The four Hobbits fall down the slope from Farmer Maggot's fields onto the road.)

Sam: Trust a Brandybuck and a Took!

Merry: What? That was just a detour, a shortcut.

Sam: A shortcut to what?

Pippin: Shrooms!

(this one funny?)
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(Frodo and Sam are walking through Farmer Maggot's field.)

"Hmm, Signs was a good movie," said Sam, looking up at the pieces of corn.
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(On the Bridge of Khazad-Dum.)

Gandalf: You cannot pass!

Gandalf stabs his staff in his own foot and falls off the bridge.

or

Gandalf: You cannot pass!

The Balrog raises his foot and steps on Gandalf.
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(In Bree, Frodo trips on Pippin's foot a the Prancing Pony.)

Pippin: Steady on, this pint wasn't cheap ya' moron!
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(In the Council of Elrond, Arwen gives Aragorn her pendant.)

Aragorn: You can't give me this!

Arwen: It is mine to give to whom I will.

Aragorn: Is that a diamond in it?

[ December 01, 2002: Message edited by: Dorathain_Flamesword ]

12-01-2002, 05:17 PM	#11
Dorathain_Flamesword Animated Skeleton Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: U.S. Though Middle-Earth, Ireland or New Zealand would suit me. I am 50% Irish. Posts: 35	(Frodo and Gandalf in Bag End.) Frodo comes running into bag End looking for Bilbo. Frodo: Bilbo! I found these two girls! ------ (The four Hobbits fall down the slope from Farmer Maggot's fields onto the road.) Sam: Trust a Brandybuck and a Took! Merry: What? That was just a detour, a shortcut. Sam: A shortcut to what? Pippin: Shrooms! (this one funny?) ------ (Frodo and Sam are walking through Farmer Maggot's field.) "Hmm, Signs was a good movie," said Sam, looking up at the pieces of corn. ------ (On the Bridge of Khazad-Dum.) Gandalf: You cannot pass! Gandalf stabs his staff in his own foot and falls off the bridge. or Gandalf: You cannot pass! The Balrog raises his foot and steps on Gandalf. ------ (In Bree, Frodo trips on Pippin's foot a the Prancing Pony.) Pippin: Steady on, this pint wasn't cheap ya' moron! ------ (In the Council of Elrond, Arwen gives Aragorn her pendant.) Aragorn: You can't give me this! Arwen: It is mine to give to whom I will. Aragorn: Is that a diamond in it? [ December 01, 2002: Message edited by: Dorathain_Flamesword ] __________________ Even as they spoke there came a blare of trumpets. Then there was a crash and a flash of flame and smoke. The waters of the Deeping-stream poured out hissing and foaming: they were choked no longer, a gaping hole was blasted in the wall. A host of dark shapes poured in. "Devilry of Saruman!" cried Aragorn. -Helm's Deep.