101 things LOTR's characters were really thinking. - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

10-22-2002, 08:07 PM

Sauron, seconds before the One Ring hits the lava at the bottom of the Cracks of Doom, thus destroying him forever and condemning him to somenameless, terrible fate:
"Damn!"
Aragorn, throughout the series: "I brought my spare tunic and bedroll. I remembered to bring the map of Middle-Earth. I've got two knifes, one for skinning rabbits and one for fighting. Now, why the heck couldn't I remember my damn RAZOR?!?!"
Gimli: "Why won't that jerk Legolas let me borrow his comb? I wash my head. It's not like I'm dirty. It's just because I'm different, that's all. I want to be loved and adored, but just because I was born different, he dosen't care if my hair is raggedy. I hate that guy! <sob>"
Frodo, petrified with terror at the evil power of the One Ring, and unable to speak: "Oh, crap! It's the Evil Mutant Killer Ring of Death from Hell!" [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

10-22-2002, 08:07 PM	#11
Ike Guest Posts: n/a	Sauron, seconds before the One Ring hits the lava at the bottom of the Cracks of Doom, thus destroying him forever and condemning him to somenameless, terrible fate: "Damn!" Aragorn, throughout the series: "I brought my spare tunic and bedroll. I remembered to bring the map of Middle-Earth. I've got two knifes, one for skinning rabbits and one for fighting. Now, why the heck couldn't I remember my damn RAZOR?!?!" Gimli: "Why won't that jerk Legolas let me borrow his comb? I wash my head. It's not like I'm dirty. It's just because I'm different, that's all. I want to be loved and adored, but just because I was born different, he dosen't care if my hair is raggedy. I hate that guy! <sob>" Frodo, petrified with terror at the evil power of the One Ring, and unable to speak: "Oh, crap! It's the Evil Mutant Killer Ring of Death from Hell!" [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]