101 things LOTR's characters were really thinking.

[VanimaEdhel]

Two words work all the way through, you know...

*Extended version Fellowship of the Ring*

Bilbo: *Loses ring* Oi vey!

Bilbo: *Hears Sackville-Bagginses coming* Oi vey!

Gandalf: *Seeing Bilbo disappear* Oi vey!

Gandalf: *Learns that it might be The One Ring* Oi vey!

Frodo: *Learns about the One Ring* Oi vey!

Sam: *Gets caught behind the hedge* Oi vey!

Frodo and Sam: *Getting bumped into by Merry and Pippin* Oi vey!

Sam: *Holding veggies* Oi vey!

Hobbits: *Getting caught by Black Rider* Oi vey!

Gandalf: *Seeing Saruman's treason* Oi vey!

Eagle: *When Gandalf lands on him* Oi vey!

Frodo: *Sees the fire* Oi vey!

Frodo: *Gets stabbed* Oi vey!

Arwen: *Sees Frodo almost die* Oi vey!

Elrond: *Sees all the fighting at the Council* Oi vey!

Fellowship: *Sees Pippin is going* Oi vey!

Fellowship: *Sees Crebain* Oi vey!

Fellowship: *On Caradhrad* oi vey!

Hobbits: *When Watcher grabs them* Oi vey!

Gimli: *When seeing Balin tomb* Oi vey!

Pippin: *When he pushes the skeleton into the well* Oi vey!

Fellowship: *When attacked* Oi vey!

Fellowship: *When cave troll comes* Oi vey!

Fellowship: *When they think that Frodo's dead* Oi vey!

Gandalf and Legolas: *When they hear the Balrog* Oi vey!

Fellowship: *When they see Gandalf fallen* Oi vey! Oh, and booohooooo!

Aragorn: *When having difficulty with Haldir* Oi vey!

Legolas: *When not listened to* Oi vey!

Frodo: *When Boromir attacks him* Oi vey!

Boromir: *When shot* Oi vey!

Merry and Pippin: *When carried off* Oi vey!

Frodo: *When Sam jumps into the water* Oi vey!

THE END

*The Two Towers*

Frodo: *When going around in circles* Oi vey!

Gollum: *When captured* Oi vey!

Uruk-Hai: *When smelling man-flesh* Oi vey!

Aragorn: *When hearing pace quickened* Oi vey!

Gimli: *When lagging behind* Oi vey!

Pippin: *Just in general at their situation* Oi vey!

Merry and Pippin: *When the trees start speaking* Oi vey!

Merry and Pippin: *Each time almost eaten* Oi vey!

Pippin: *When Treebeard wakes up* Oi vey!

Merry and Pippin: *When they hear "The White Wizard* Oi vey!

Aragorn: *At Gimli and Legolas's readiness to fight* Oi vey!

All 3 travelers: *At seeing Fangorn* Oi vey!

Villagers: *At seeing Uruk coming* Oi vey!

Wormtongue: *At seeing the 4 come to Edoras* Oi vey!

Saruman: *At being cast out of the body* Oi vey!

Theoden: *At seeing his son dead* Oi vey!

Theoden: *At hearing about what's been going on* Oi vey!

Eowyn: *In surprise at seeing Aragorn counter her move* Oi vey!

Legolas and Hama: *At seeing the Warg riders* Oi vey!

Eowyn: *At not being allowed to fight* Oi vey!

Gimli: *At being piled on* Oi vey!

Aragorn: *At being pulled over the cliff* Oi vey!

Legolas and Gimli: *At seeing Aragorn gone and hearing the Orc's tale* Oi vey!

Aragorn: *At seeing the many, many Uruk* Oi vey!

Sam and Frodo: *At seeing the faces in the water* Oi vey!

Gollum: *At seeing Frodo go into the water* Oi vey!

Gollum, Frodo, Sam: *At seeing the Nazgul* Oi vey!

Sam and Frodo: *At seeing the black gates* Oi vey!

Sam: *At Frodo's changes* Oi vey!

Frodo and Sam: *At being caught by Faramir and company* Oi vey!

Frodo: *At seeing Gollum in the water singing* Oi vey!

Gollum: *At being caught* Oi vey!

Frodo: *At seeing Faramir wanting the ring* Oi vey!

Sam: *At seeing Faramir not aiding Frodo* Oi vey!

Legolas, Aragorn, Gimli: *At seeing the inexperience of the troops* Oi vey!

Gimli: *At seeing Legolas and Aragorn argue* oi vey!

All in Helm's Deep: *At seeing all the Uruk coming* Oi vey!

Haldir *sniff sniff sniff*: *At being *cries some more* killed* Oi vey!

Uruk-Hai: *At seeing Gandalf and company coming* Oi vey!

Sam: *At seeing Frodo randomly leave* Oi vey!

Faramir: *At seeing the Nazgul* Oi vey!

Faramir and Sam: *At seeing Frodo go to the Nazgul* Oi vey!

Works in many more situations too...actually: those are just the places where I have said that out loud at some point or another...