old saws

[The Necromancer]

lol these have really been funny, Mark12! I especially like Celeborn's!!!!
Here's just a few I could come up with, they're not quite as funny though:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Sam: "He wanted to see the elves!"
Haldir (in a very solemn voice): "The Lady of the Wood was expecting him."
Saruman: "Sauron wanted him to build an army worthy of Mordor."
Gimli: "He didn't want to pass through the mines of Moria."
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Ringwraith: "Give up the chicken, She Elf!"
Strider: "Chickens from Dunland! Hide!"
Boromir: "One does not simply want into Mordor. Its' Black Gates are guarded by more than just orcs. There are chickens there that do not sleep!!!!"
Saruman: "Moria! You fear to go into those mines. The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the deep places: shadow and CHICKENS!"
"Saruman: "Hunt them down! You do not know pain; you do not know fear! You shall taste fried chicken!"
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