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good idea at the time · 12-29-2002, 10:39 PM

We again interrupt your regularly scheduled program to bring you breaking news about the Magical Land of Mordor.

The Dark Lord's business appears to be booming and he's gone from forging alliances with terrible, ravenous creatures to forging alliances with terrible, ravenous creatures AND major corporations.

It's been no secret that Nienna Telmar, public relations official of the Teleri, has been in correspondance with Sauron and a large number of their people have been at work in the Magical Land of Mordor from the get-go but just this afternoon a major agreement was also reached between Hary Drim Jr., CEO of Southron Foods, Inc, and Sauron's business, MiddleEarth Enterprises. Another contract which would give Montreme Enterprises the sole rights to manufacture Magical Land of Mordor merchandice, is expected to come through soon.

In celebration of recent sucesses Sauron has declared the next week to be "Two for the Price of One" week. Any two hobbits can enter the Magical Land of Mordor, for the price of just One Ring of Power.

While the theme park has been open for only just a short while, the Dark Lord is already talking about expanding. An unamed employee said that his next move will be to take over --I mean, rent some space in -- the nearby Gondor fortress of Minas Tirith.

This is Ugluk, the Uruk Hai, from Isengard News, the Station of Many Colors, signing out.

We now return to Unsolved Mysteries: Tom Bombadil, Man or Maiar?

12-29-2002, 10:39 PM	#15
good idea at the time Animated Skeleton Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 42	We again interrupt your regularly scheduled program to bring you breaking news about the Magical Land of Mordor. The Dark Lord's business appears to be booming and he's gone from forging alliances with terrible, ravenous creatures to forging alliances with terrible, ravenous creatures AND major corporations. It's been no secret that Nienna Telmar, public relations official of the Teleri, has been in correspondance with Sauron and a large number of their people have been at work in the Magical Land of Mordor from the get-go but just this afternoon a major agreement was also reached between Hary Drim Jr., CEO of Southron Foods, Inc, and Sauron's business, MiddleEarth Enterprises. Another contract which would give Montreme Enterprises the sole rights to manufacture Magical Land of Mordor merchandice, is expected to come through soon. In celebration of recent sucesses Sauron has declared the next week to be "Two for the Price of One" week. Any two hobbits can enter the Magical Land of Mordor, for the price of just One Ring of Power. While the theme park has been open for only just a short while, the Dark Lord is already talking about expanding. An unamed employee said that his next move will be to take over --I mean, rent some space in -- the nearby Gondor fortress of Minas Tirith. This is Ugluk, the Uruk Hai, from Isengard News, the Station of Many Colors, signing out. We now return to Unsolved Mysteries: Tom Bombadil, Man or Maiar? __________________ The road goes ever on and on