other movie scenes in LOTR

[Eruwen]

{Frodo is looking into the mirror of Galadriel. He sees the eye of Sauron.}

Sauron: Frodo, I am your father.

Frodo: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

{Sorry had to throw in a star wars somewhere}
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And for the Harry Potter fans...

{An unnamed Dwarf puts on Gandalf's hat at the council of Elrond.}

Hat: Has a small temper. Go back to the mines!

{Gimli puts it on.}

Hat: Go with the Fellowship!!!

{An Elf puts it one.}

Hat: Not girly enough. To Mirkwood.

{Legolas puts it on.}

Hat: Yes! Perfect! You are part of the Fellowship as well!!

{This was not ment in any way to offend the Legolas or Gimli fans here. I just needed someone so I chose them.}
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And yes, I know, they are not funny. But it is all I could think of.