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VanimaEdhel · 11-05-2002, 06:24 PM

Scene: Boromir is still alive when Aragorn finds him.
Boromir: Promise me...promise me that you will get out of this...and have lots of babies...and never let go...promise me Aragorn, you'll never let go...
Aragorn: *weeping and holding his hand* I'll never let go, Boromir, I'll never let go!

*Scene: Frodo, Sam, and Gollum are walking.
Gollum:For your information, there's a lot more to Smeagol than people think.
Sam: Example?
Gollum: Example?Okay...um...Smeagol's...are like onions.
Frodo: *Sniffs* They stink?
Gollum: Yes...No!
Sam: They make you cry?
Gollum: No!
Frodo: Ohhh...you mean when you leave them out in the sun, they get all brown, start sprouting' little white hairs.
Gollum: No! Layers! Onions have layers! Smeagol's have layers! Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers. *Sighs*
Sam: Oh, you both have layers. Oh. You know, not everybody likes onions...Cake! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers.
Gollum: I don't care... what everyone likes. Smeagol's are not like cakes.
*Pause*
Sam: You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, "Let's get some parfait," they say, "Hell no, I don't like no parfait"? Parfaits are delicious.
Gollum: No! You dense, irritating, miniature human! Smeagol's are like onions! End of story. Bye-bye. See ya later.
*Pause*
Sam: Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet.
Gollum: You know, I think I preferred your singing of completely irrelevant songs...
*Pause
Sam: Do you have a tissue or something? I'm making a mess. Just the word
parfait make me start slobbering...

EDIT: Okay, even though I did that from memory, I did check the "Shrek" part with a site: http://shrekscript.tripod.com/index/Shrek.htm (and I got it all right...scary...)

[ November 05, 2002: Message edited by: VanimaEdhel ]

11-05-2002, 06:24 PM	#1
VanimaEdhel Etheral Enchantress Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Wellesley College! Posts: 1,461	Scene: Boromir is still alive when Aragorn finds him. Boromir: Promise me...promise me that you will get out of this...and have lots of babies...and never let go...promise me Aragorn, you'll never let go... Aragorn: weeping and holding his hand I'll never let go, Boromir, I'll never let go! *Scene: Frodo, Sam, and Gollum are walking. Gollum:For your information, there's a lot more to Smeagol than people think. Sam: Example? Gollum: Example?Okay...um...Smeagol's...are like onions. Frodo: Sniffs They stink? Gollum: Yes...No! Sam: They make you cry? Gollum: No! Frodo: Ohhh...you mean when you leave them out in the sun, they get all brown, start sprouting' little white hairs. Gollum: No! Layers! Onions have layers! Smeagol's have layers! Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers. Sighs Sam: Oh, you both have layers. Oh. You know, not everybody likes onions...Cake! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers. Gollum: I don't care... what everyone likes. Smeagol's are not like cakes. Pause Sam: You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, "Let's get some parfait," they say, "Hell no, I don't like no parfait"? Parfaits are delicious. Gollum: No! You dense, irritating, miniature human! Smeagol's are like onions! End of story. Bye-bye. See ya later. Pause Sam: Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet. Gollum: You know, I think I preferred your singing of completely irrelevant songs... *Pause Sam: Do you have a tissue or something? I'm making a mess. Just the word parfait make me start slobbering... EDIT: Okay, even though I did that from memory, I did check the "Shrek" part with a site: http://shrekscript.tripod.com/index/Shrek.htm (and I got it all right...scary...) [ November 05, 2002: Message edited by: VanimaEdhel ] __________________ "I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each others dreams, we can be together all the time." - Hobbes of Calvin and Hobbes