Arda Employment Agency

[Diamond18]

Wanted: Spy. Must be a smooth talker, skillful at deceit and slander. Discontentment with current job plus a certain degree of lust are helpful attributes.

Apply to Sharkey at:
5 Wizards Lane
Orthanc, Isengard

Or visit my website at manycolours.cur for further details and an online application.

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Welcome to the official website of Saruman of Many Colours! NEW!!! NEW!!! NEW!!! Now hiring: Download application form here.

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Name:
Last...............Middle...............First
Gálmóndson.....Wormtounge.......Gríma

Who is your current master?
Théoden Thingolson, King of Rohan

What information or services can you provide?
I can use my words to prematurely age men and cause women to become depressed and suicidal, plus anything else my master might ask of me. My tongue is at your command.

Check all applicable boxes:

Are you discontented with your current job? Yes ( X ) No ( ) Moderately so ( )

To what lengths are you willing to go to betray your current master?
Great lengths ( X ) Short lengths ( ) Fat lengths ( ) Skinny lengths ( ) I'd rather go eat worms ( )

What do you wish for in payment?
Money ( ) Power ( ) Knowledge ( ) Immortality ( ) The woman you desire ( X )

How much mental and physical abuse can you endure without snapping?
Vast amounts ( X ) Moderate amounts ( ) Small amounts ( ) None: I'm a sensitive wimp ( )

Submit Form

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Thank you for applying. Your credentials have been submitted to Sharkey for consideration. Have a miserable day.

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Okey-dokey, please tell me, was that funny or just kind of boring?

Oh and, don't bother using those links, they're fake. But you knew that [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] .

[ December 05, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]