Arda Employment Agency - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Kalimac · 12-06-2002, 12:52 AM

Diamond, very nice [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]. It's frighteningly easy to picture Orthanc as being cluttered with useless bureaucratic paperwork like that app, now that I think of it...he probably gives employment aptitude quizzes too, urgh. ("What do you feel is your biggest failing?" "Uh, mercy." "Out!")

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*Medical coverage provided, including all costs of burial or cremation; no body return since you're an Orc and don't have a family anyway. No dental, you'd never use it. 401K provided after six months of service or after your decease, whichever comes later.

12-06-2002, 12:52 AM	#17
Kalimac Candle of the Marshes Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Flyover Country Posts: 780	Diamond, very nice [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]. It's frighteningly easy to picture Orthanc as being cluttered with useless bureaucratic paperwork like that app, now that I think of it...he probably gives employment aptitude quizzes too, urgh. ("What do you feel is your biggest failing?" "Uh, mercy." "Out!") ARE YOU A MOTIVATED SELF-STARTER WITH A TAKE-CHARGE ATTITUDE?? Then the White Hand wants YOU! Our newly created team of Fighting Uruk-Hai is revolutionizing Middle-Earth history, but the battle won't be won without you! Come join our lively, exciting atmosphere of constant battles, exhilirating, healthy marches by night AND - in an exciting new development - by day! Learn new skills, make new friends, and have food and clothing provided as well - all at our expense! Frequent opportunities for promotion as leadership positions are always opening up! Call 1-888-SARUMAN, email saruman@nancurunir.bad, or write to P.O. Box 1 Orthanc 666. Or beam in by Palantir; just select "Palantir 7" and use the Black Channel. BE ALL THAT YOU CAN BE!!! *Medical coverage provided, including all costs of burial or cremation; no body return since you're an Orc and don't have a family anyway. No dental, you'd never use it. 401K provided after six months of service or after your decease, whichever comes later. __________________ Father, dear Father, if you see fit, We'll send my love to college for one year yet Tie blue ribbons all about his head, To let the ladies know that he's married.