Arda Employment Agency

[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

can I apply?

Dark Lord Enterprises is an equal-opportunities employer. Anyone with the requisite skills may apply for an equal* partnership in this unique enterprise.

We may be able to accommodate Ms Elwë as well. Do you undertake bespoke work?

Kalimac - nice idea. I've a feeling that we need to keep a much closer watch on those pesky hobbits, whatever Sauron may think.

* Subject to our terms and conditions, available on application to askmenoquestionsandhearnolies@DarkLordEnterprises. org

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Wanted: Stonemasons, carpenters, glaziers, architects, civil engineers and affiliated trades for large construction project. Hardiness and complete discretion essential. Please apply to 'T' at PO Box 902, Nevrast, Beleriand.