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[Firondoiel]

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The Bridge of Khazad-Dum

(Gandalf turns around on the bridge and raises his staff menacingly.)

Gandalf: (To Balrog) “If you wish it smashed by all means keep moving forward.”

Balrog: “Perhaps an arrangement can be reached?”

Gandalf: “There can be no arrangement.”

(He raises his staff higher.)

Balrog Stops his approach)“Well if there can be no arrangement, then we are at an impass.”

Gandalf: “I’m afraid so. I can’t compete with you physically, and you’re no match for my brains.”

Balrog: “You’re that smart?”

Gandalf: “Let me put it this way, have you ever heard of Manwë? Ulmo? Aulë?”

Balrog: “Yes.”

Gandalf: “Morons.”

Balrog: “Really? Well in that case…”

PJ: “CUT!!!! What do you think you’re doing?! Don’t you know your lines?!”

Gandalf: “Certainly. I think we got that take word perfect.”

Balrog: (Consults his script) “Yep. Here PJ, see for yourself.”

PJ: (Reading the script) “The Princess Bride. Once upon a time in the country of Florin…WHAT?! Whose been messing with the scripts?!?!?

(Hobbit snickering is heard.)

[ April 08, 2003: Message edited by: Firondoiel ]