LOTR meets teletubbies

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

I bow to your patience and self-control to hold such information and not commit suicide. Bravo (and how do you tell the difference between boy and girl?! ARGH!)

Legelas: What type of new devilry is this?

*coughBOROMIRLINEcough*

Hmm... Ringy Wingy? Forged by the dark lord Sauron in the fires of Mount Doom, he poured his soul into it to gain the power of all the young childrens' minds.