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One Axe to Rule them All · 05-01-2003, 01:12 PM

As the dwarf stands there, thinking and eating spicy hot balrog wings, he asks the other occupants of the table if they know when the Disco Danceoff is going to begin. with answers such as "don't know" and "Mrrrchh mrmrmr i'm eating!" he decides to leave it alone for a while, switching the subject, he says to the phantom; "sure was funny, that kick me sign.."

Suddenly, the entire hall is filled with horrible screams and schreeching as a flock of RABID FANGIRLS! swarm into the hall screaming the words Legolas, Mirkwood! while anyone of movie importance runs for cover, all but one..
Elrond! he sits at the bar, taking shot after shot of straight vodka.. Suddenly, Arafangwen yells He's not here!
and just as suddenly as they came, they left, leaving scared actors in their wake.
And amidst it all, Elrond sits there muttering My guestbook*Downs another shot*They took it from me*Sobs silently* Then the dwarf points out to the others the situation that Elrond happens to be in and asks if we should help him out

05-01-2003, 01:12 PM	#11
One Axe to Rule them All Wight Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: The Citadel Posts: 212	As the dwarf stands there, thinking and eating spicy hot balrog wings, he asks the other occupants of the table if they know when the Disco Danceoff is going to begin. with answers such as "don't know" and "Mrrrchh mrmrmr i'm eating!" he decides to leave it alone for a while, switching the subject, he says to the phantom; "sure was funny, that kick me sign.." Suddenly, the entire hall is filled with horrible screams and schreeching as a flock of RABID FANGIRLS! swarm into the hall screaming the words Legolas, Mirkwood! while anyone of movie importance runs for cover, all but one.. Elrond! he sits at the bar, taking shot after shot of straight vodka.. Suddenly, Arafangwen yells He's not here! and just as suddenly as they came, they left, leaving scared actors in their wake. And amidst it all, Elrond sits there muttering My guestbookDowns another shotThey took it from meSobs silently Then the dwarf points out to the others the situation that Elrond happens to be in and asks if we should help him out __________________ Why are you reading this? Go outside, be happy, get some sunlight! You're so pasty and thin! You horrify me, GO! Get some light before they take you too! It's too late for me but SAVE YOURSELF! For more LOTR fun, Join The Citadel!