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Kuruharan · 05-09-2003, 04:18 PM

*CRASH-BANG*

A terrible noise erupted from the roof. A dragon in full flight burst through the ceiling raining debris down on the audience.

The spectators started shouting like mad and ran for cover.

In the midst of the chaos the dragon landed on the stage and Kuruharan hopped off.

"Sorry," apologized the dwarf. "I'm in a bit of a hurry. I'd like to thank the Academy, my personal trainer Ralph, my pet dragon Chrysophylax, a few of the history teachers that I have had in the past, and the letter L."

The dwarf stopped for breath.

"I would like to NOT-thank most of the other history teachers that were not covered by my earlier gratitude, the large angry aardvark that bit me when I was little, and the angry mob that just chased me out of the last city that I was trying to make a deal in. What are times coming to I'd like to know? Honest business-dwarves not allowed to carry on with their buying and selling snakeoils... Anyway, Thanks to One and All!"

Then Kuruharan jumped on Chrysophylax and flew out through the hole in the roof.

05-09-2003, 04:18 PM	#11
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,594	CRASH-BANG A terrible noise erupted from the roof. A dragon in full flight burst through the ceiling raining debris down on the audience. The spectators started shouting like mad and ran for cover. In the midst of the chaos the dragon landed on the stage and Kuruharan hopped off. "Sorry," apologized the dwarf. "I'm in a bit of a hurry. I'd like to thank the Academy, my personal trainer Ralph, my pet dragon Chrysophylax, a few of the history teachers that I have had in the past, and the letter L." The dwarf stopped for breath. "I would like to NOT-thank most of the other history teachers that were not covered by my earlier gratitude, the large angry aardvark that bit me when I was little, and the angry mob that just chased me out of the last city that I was trying to make a deal in. What are times coming to I'd like to know? Honest business-dwarves not allowed to carry on with their buying and selling snakeoils... Anyway, Thanks to One and All!" Then Kuruharan jumped on Chrysophylax and flew out through the hole in the roof. __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...