If LotR had been written by someone else!? - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Ulmo · 01-18-2002, 09:38 AM

Gene Rodennberry was already in the original post:

Lord of the Rings, by Gene Roddenbury (Creator of Star Trek)

"The Halflings, cap'n, they will na take the strain"
"Strider, we've got to get out of this snow. Legolas, did you get a reading on that creature?"
"Fascinating, Captain. It appears to be an unknown creature that lurks in the pool waiting for passing strangers. Ecologically implausible, captain."
"Do you know what it is?"
"I believe I said it was unknown, Dr Gimli. Logically, if I knew what it was, then it wouldn't be unknown."
"Cap'n, we're in some sort of temporal warp, stretching and deforming the plot. The snow should take place a day before our encounter with this beastie."
"Captain, what are we going to do."
"Boromir, put on that red armour."....

...but I kind of like yours better. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

01-18-2002, 09:38 AM	#1
Ulmo Haunting Spirit Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Valinor Posts: 55	Gene Rodennberry was already in the original post: Lord of the Rings, by Gene Roddenbury (Creator of Star Trek) "The Halflings, cap'n, they will na take the strain" "Strider, we've got to get out of this snow. Legolas, did you get a reading on that creature?" "Fascinating, Captain. It appears to be an unknown creature that lurks in the pool waiting for passing strangers. Ecologically implausible, captain." "Do you know what it is?" "I believe I said it was unknown, Dr Gimli. Logically, if I knew what it was, then it wouldn't be unknown." "Cap'n, we're in some sort of temporal warp, stretching and deforming the plot. The snow should take place a day before our encounter with this beastie." "Captain, what are we going to do." "Boromir, put on that red armour.".... ...but I kind of like yours better. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] __________________ Lord of the seas and one of the greatest of the Valar; in the dark days of the First Age, he kept watch on Elves and Men while the others of his order remained in Valinor. He is famed for bringing Tuor to Gondolin, and so ultimately bringing about the downfall of Morgoth in the War of Wrath.