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08-14-2002, 07:31 PM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Toronto
Posts: 30
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Lord of the Rings by Monty Python
SCENE 1 [Enter the 9 Ringwraiths, Servants of Sauron in search of the One Ring] [eerie music] WITCH KING: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! GOLLUM: Nooo who are yousss? WITCH KING: We are the Nazgul, Servants of Sauron! GOLLUM: No! Not the Nazgul, Servants of Sauron! WITCH KING: The same! GOLLUM: What issss it you wantsss ? yes WITCH KING: We are the Seekers of the One Ring of Power GOLLUM: My precioussss, yesss .. WITCH KING: Whats that? GOLLUM: Whatsss isss what? WITCH KING: Your precious. What is it you speak of? GOLLUM: uhhh nothingsss.. yesss WITCH KING: Then you leave us no choice, we shall unleash the most powerful weapon of the Dark Lord, Sauron upon thee. [Witch King snaps his fingers] 8 RINGWRAITHS: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! GOLLUM: Noooo, sssstopss it! WITCH KING: Out with it. GOLLUM: Precioussss is ring. WITCH KING: The One Ring ? GOLLUM: Preciousss is one ring, not two! WITCH KING: Where is it? GOLLUM: I don not knowssss WITCH KING: [begins to snap his fingers] GOLLUM: Bagginsss! SsssshIre!! [eerie music] [The 9 Ringwraiths depart to the Shire]
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