All Time Favourite Characters.

[Hot, crispy nice hobbit]

Gee, I am BACK! And I feel somewhat disappointed that some of my posts got deleted after the site shift... But that would never stop me from airing my views whenever given the chance

So these are everybody's favorite characters, huh? Lemme add to the lists...

All time favorite: Bill the pony (For kicking Bill Ferny from Buckland)

Favorite fox: That fox which spied the three hobbits (Frodo, Sam and Pippin) leaving Hobbiton.

Favorite Hound: Huan (He can talk)

Favorite Cat: The cat with a fiddle in Frodo's song at Bree Prancing Pony.

Favorite Cow: The cow which leapt over the Moon in Frodo's song at Bree Prancing Pony.

Favorite Horse: Shadowfax (Why not, if he is as fast as they said...?)

Favorite Wolf: Carcharoth (He ATE a Silmaril!)

Favorite Spider: One of those that nearly ate Bilbo and Co.

Favorite Balrog: The one Gandalf killed

Favorite Talking Sword: Gurthang (It gutted enough people to be able to talk)

Favorite Dragon: The one that can defeat a Balrog! (Pun intended) Actually, Glaurung.

Favorite Bird: One of those Eagles, don't really mind which one

Favorite Man: Faramir (For being most romantic just when the world is on the brink of destruction)

Favorite Woman: Eowyn (For being soft just when the world is on the brink of destruction)

Favorite Male Hobbit: Pippin (For being most comical)

Favorite Female Hobbit: Lobelia (Old lady with sufficient iron to beat one of those ruffians in the Shire)

Favorite Wizard: Hmm tough choice... Saruman (for not needing to use any magical/spiritual/psychic power to control people)

Favorite Male Elf: Celebrimbor (He made the three rings and died painfully for not revealing them to Sauron)

Favorite Female Elf: Luthien (For throwing one over Morgoth!)

Favorite Male Dwarf: Thorin Oakenshield (Hey, he hired Bilbo)

Favorite Female Dwarf: Huh? The one with the silkiest beard (Pun intended! )

Favorite Male Orc: Grishnakh (Now, this is SOME orc! He has enough brains to try to cheat BOTH Sauron and Saruman!)

Favorite Female Orc: One that is really named.

Favorite Trolls: Either of those happy threesome Gandalf tricked into becoming stone

Favorite Maia: Sauron, for being able to transform into one big eyeball with two hands but only nine fingers (Pun intended)

Favorite Dark Lord: Morgoth (Who don't love Satan?)

Favorite Valar: Tulkas (He wrestled with slimy Morgoth and actually got him)

Favorite Tree: Old Man Willow (Old tree with an attitude)

Favorite Ent: Treebeard (Yet another old tree with an attitude)

Favorite Entwife: One that would show up to continue the race of Ents

Favorite Overlived Hobbit: Gollum

Favorite Worm: Grima (Pun intended)

Favorite enigma: Tom Bombadil! ("I will sing his roots off!")

Er just before the admin deletes this pile of nonsense, I would like to express that almost every character that has been manufactured by Prof T is exceptional and well-wrought. So, please! Take it all in as a joke!