Better cast/Disaster cast

[Lothiriel Silmarien]

Yeah, I can just picture Mel gibson hoppin around in his yellow boots singin hey ho merry dol, to the bottle I go, blah blah and whatever else that Tom sings! Oh the horror, the horror!! <BR> <P><BR> <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR> Frodo - Gene Simmons<BR>Barliman Butterbur - Meatloaf<BR><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><BR>I can just imagine it! Oh that's too funny!!!! Oh and Frodo needs to stick his toungue out too, every time he sees an orc or something!<P>My turn now!<P>Aragorn: Christopher Lowell. "Fabuloooous. Isn't it just great! Wow, Boromir, that sheild would just go great with my dinnerware!"<P>Gandalf: Pam Anderson<P>Bill the Pony: Arnold Schwarzenegger. <P>Merry and Pippin: The guys who sang the macarena song.<P>Oh and I know an Aussie band that could do the soundtrack! 30 Odd Foot of Grunts. You wanna know if it's bad? Well, I'll tell you who sings in it. Russell Crowe. Does that answer the question? <P>Yes, Britney Spears as the Mouth of Sauron! Actually, no. I don't want her even in the movie, even if she plays a part like that!<P>Now for the music theme <P>Gandalf: Marylin Manson<BR>Aragorn: that singer from Poison (oh and the leopard skin cowboy hat would go great!)<BR>Arwen: Shirley Manson<BR>Galadreil: the singer from Skunk Anasie (the horror!)<BR>Legolas: Kurt Cobain <BR>last but not least,<BR>Saruman: Frank Sinatra. (NOOOOOO!!!)