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Gayahithwen · 03-14-2002, 10:05 AM

An Orc! An Orc! An Orc! We've found an orc! An orc! An Orc! We've got an Orc! An Orc! An Orc! An Orc! Burn him! Burn him! Burn him! We've found an orc! An Orc! An Orc! An Orc! 1: We've found an Orc. May we burn him? Burn him! Burn! Burn him! Burn him! ELROND: How do you know he is an orc? 2: He looks like one. Right! Yeah! Yeah! E: Bring him forward. PERSON-ACCUSED-OF-BEING-AN-ORC: I'm not an orc. I'm not an orc. E: Uh, but you are dressed as one. ORC: They dressed me up like this. Augh, we didn't! We didnt... O: And it isn't my skin, it's a false one! [Elrond lifts up a bit of the false skin, then looks up to the crowd] E: Well? 1: Well, we did do the skin. E: The skin? 1: And the clothes, but he is an orc! 2: Yeah! We burn him! Right! Yeaaah! Yeaah!Love these crossovers.. You know that I'm writing a Monty Python/LotR-fanfic, right? the beginning is up at fanfiction.net

03-14-2002, 10:05 AM	#2
Gayahithwen Wight Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: The chat-room. Posts: 241	An Orc! An Orc! An Orc! We've found an orc! An orc! An Orc! We've got an Orc! An Orc! An Orc! An Orc! Burn him! Burn him! Burn him! We've found an orc! An Orc! An Orc! An Orc!<BR>1: We've found an Orc. May we burn him?<BR>Burn him! Burn! Burn him! Burn him!<BR>ELROND: How do you know he is an orc?<BR>2: He looks like one.<BR>Right! Yeah! Yeah!<BR>E: Bring him forward.<BR>PERSON-ACCUSED-OF-BEING-AN-ORC: I'm not an orc. I'm not an orc.<BR>E: Uh, but you are dressed as one.<BR>ORC: They dressed me up like this.<BR>Augh, we didn't! We didnt...<BR>O: And it isn't my skin, it's a false one!<BR>[Elrond lifts up a bit of the false skin, then looks up to the crowd]<BR>E: Well?<BR>1: Well, we did do the skin.<BR>E: The skin?<BR>1: And the clothes, but he is an orc!<BR>2: Yeah!<BR>We burn him! Right! Yeaaah! Yeaah!<P>Love these crossovers.. You know that I'm writing a Monty Python/LotR-fanfic, right? the beginning is up at fanfiction.net __________________ Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away - and barefoot.