Disney's Lord Of The Rings...??!!

[NinjaFerret]

Anyone else see that in the Lion King, the father lion (dunno the name) is trampled and only has a bent whisker? That bothered me so much when it came out. So I would say the orcs would resemble Ringo Starr and certain political figures that Disney just arbitrarily happens to dislike, Arwen and Galadriel would be a combo of anime and Playboy, the hobbits would look too cute (can't think of any comparable figure) and the odds are they would make their eyes HUGE. If they drew any more attention to or made Frodo's eyes any bigger than Wood's, they would fall out if he bent over. Aragorn would have a chin the size of Mt. Everest, and muscles that pop out in odd places. Legolas would look even more feminine than he does. And... Gimli. They would tear down his masculinity in ways that I don't want to think about. <P>This is painful to think about...