The Official Gollum Swooning Thread: Honk if you love slimy skin and bony fingers! - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

dragongirlG · 04-26-2002, 10:14 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Good idea! We could have pictures of baby Smeágol; baby's first birthday (with frosting all over his cute widdle face); digging up roots in the backyard; teaching grandma how to suck eggs; Smeágol all dressed up for prom (with his creepy girlfriend); first car, er, wagon; coming of age birthday party; then a few moody/mischievous pictures before granny kicks him out of the hole. Then come the pictures snapped by orcish tourists who saw the strange little guy while vacationing under the mountain. Signs are seen in the background: "Do NOT feed the Gollum," "Beware the Gollum." And then a couple scenic photos taken by Sam that Gollum managed to sneak into ("Get out of the way, Stinker! You're ruining the view!")<HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Elanor, you are absolutely brilliant! I'm going to have to get stitches for this!

04-26-2002, 10:14 PM	#33
dragongirlG Wight Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stock, the Shire Posts: 151	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Good idea! We could have pictures of baby Smeágol; baby's first birthday (with frosting all over his cute widdle face); digging up roots in the backyard; teaching grandma how to suck eggs; Smeágol all dressed up for prom (with his creepy girlfriend); first car, er, wagon; coming of age birthday party; then a few moody/mischievous pictures before granny kicks him out of the hole. Then come the pictures snapped by orcish tourists who saw the strange little guy while vacationing under the mountain. Signs are seen in the background: "Do NOT feed the Gollum," "Beware the Gollum." And then a couple scenic photos taken by Sam that Gollum managed to sneak into ("Get out of the way, Stinker! You're ruining the view!")<HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Elanor, you are absolutely brilliant! I'm going to have to get stitches for this!