Which way would you go?

[Samwise]

Per Lush:

In all seriousness, when I think about it, providing Frodo and Sam with some comfort on their journey, telling them bed-time stories,

But this DOES sound like me. I wouldn't mind taking that role in all honesty.

"Eavesdropping!", cried the wizard. "To punish you properly for listening, you shall go away with Frodo."
"Me Sir!", cried Sam. "Me go and see Elves and all! Hooray! "