Funniest Lines - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Eruwen · 02-28-2003, 08:24 PM

Funniest lines? OMG, I could go on forever with this one. {Fortunately, I'm not.} Anyway, here are a few of my favorites from both movies {well, all 3 if you count the extended}... --------------------------------------------- Gandalf: {says something in Elvish at the doors of Moria}Pippin: Nothing's happening --------------------------------------------- Pippin: Done.Merry: You're supposed to stick it in the ground.Pippin: It is in the groundMerry: Outside...Pippin: This was your idea...{Lets out a very girlish squeaky scream as the firework shoots into the sky} --------------------------------------------- Sam: Boy, mind who you're sweet talking...Frodo: Don't worry Sam, Rosie knows an idiot when she sees one.Sam: Does she? --------------------------------------------- Gandalf: Ah, I once knew every spell in all the tongues of old, then I lost them.Pippin: What are you going to do then?Gandalf: Knock your head against these doors, Peregrin Took, and if that does not shatter them, then I will be allowed a little peace from foolish questions. I'm trying to find the open words. --------------------------------------------- Legolas: Lembas! Elvish waybred. One small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man.Merry: How many did you eat?Pippin: Four ---------------------------------------------I would do some from TTT, but I fear I have put too many already. I will let others carry on the humor with more lines. Wow. That was alot.

02-28-2003, 08:24 PM	#11
Eruwen Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 892	Funniest lines? OMG, I could go on forever with this one. {Fortunately, I'm not.} Anyway, here are a few of my favorites from both movies {well, all 3 if you count the extended}...<BR>---------------------------------------------<BR>Gandalf: {says something in Elvish at the doors of Moria}<P>Pippin: Nothing's happening<BR>---------------------------------------------<BR>Pippin: Done.<P>Merry: You're supposed to stick it in the ground.<P>Pippin: It is in the ground<P>Merry: Outside...<P>Pippin: This was your idea...{Lets out a very girlish squeaky scream as the firework shoots into the sky}<BR>---------------------------------------------<BR>Sam: Boy, mind who you're sweet talking...<P>Frodo: Don't worry Sam, Rosie knows an idiot when she sees one.<P>Sam: Does she?<BR>---------------------------------------------<BR>Gandalf: Ah, I once knew every spell in all the tongues of old, then I lost them.<P>Pippin: What are you going to do then?<P>Gandalf: Knock your head against these doors, Peregrin Took, and if that does not shatter them, then I will be allowed a little peace from foolish questions. I'm trying to find the open words.<BR>---------------------------------------------<BR>Legolas: Lembas! Elvish waybred. One small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man.<P>Merry: How many did you eat?<P>Pippin: Four<BR>---------------------------------------------<P>I would do some from TTT, but I fear I have put too many already. I will let others carry on the humor with more lines. Wow. That was alot.