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Finwe · 11-02-2003, 03:35 PM

I had the greatest time of my life on Saturday! I was taking the SAT I, and I overheard a group of Leggy-boppers (I assumed they were Leggy-boppers from their conversation) talking frenziedly about how hot Legolas and the Elf army were. The second I realized that they hadn't read the books (believe me, you can tell a mile away! My Tolkien Sensor was beeping fit to kill an oliphaunt!), I sauntered over there, and fed them this Mary-Sue tale about how Legolas falls in love with Arwen, and after her death, marries Gimli on the rebound, and en-route to Valinor at the very end, dies in a horrible shipwreck off of Numenor!!!!!!! It was so incredibly price-less!!!!!!!!!

11-02-2003, 03:35 PM	#36
Finwe Deathless Sun Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Royal Suite in the Halls of Mandos Posts: 2,609	I had the greatest time of my life on Saturday! I was taking the SAT I, and I overheard a group of Leggy-boppers (I assumed they were Leggy-boppers from their conversation) talking frenziedly about how hot Legolas and the Elf army were. The second I realized that they hadn't read the books (believe me, you can tell a mile away! My Tolkien Sensor was beeping fit to kill an oliphaunt!), I sauntered over there, and fed them this Mary-Sue tale about how Legolas falls in love with Arwen, and after her death, marries Gimli on the rebound, and en-route to Valinor at the very end, dies in a horrible shipwreck off of Numenor!!!!!!! It was so incredibly price-less!!!!!!!!! __________________ But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.