Nice ROTK parody

[Luthien_ Tinuviel]

Quite funny, although I must say I don't qite approve of some parts, being me an' all... <P>Quite possibly the best parts, in my mind:<P> <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR> FRODO: Have a nice death.<BR> <HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P> <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR> TOWER OF CIRITH UNGOL<BR>SAM, lost, stops in a stairwell and sings out:<BR>SAM: "The stars at night...are clear and bright..."<BR>FRODO'S VOICE: (weak) "...deep in the heart of Texas..."<BR>SAM: Woohoo!<BR> <HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Being a Texan, I found this quite funny. Very funny. Not that I feel like a Texan, but it's still hilarious.<P> <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>FRODO and SAM stumble into view wearing Orc gear. AUDIENCE bursts into giggles.<BR>AUDIENCE: Somehow I don't think this is supposed to be funny, but it is.<BR> <HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>I always get mad when people laugh at that scene. It's <I>serious</I>, people!<P> <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR> PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T READ THE BOOK: Jeez, people sing a lot in this movie.<BR>PEOPLE WHO HAVE READ THE BOOK: Hah. That's nothing. You ought to read the book.<BR> <HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P> I hate it when people read the book and skip the songs....<P> <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR> SAM: Can't I come join you, someday?<BR>FRODO: Let's not talk about that. The audience doesn't need comforting with such pitiful little shreds of hope. Goodbye, my friends.<BR> <HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P> <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR> GANDALF: I will not say, 'Do not weep,' for not all tears are an evil.<BR>AUDIENCE: Good, because that's all we've been doing for the last three hours.<BR> <HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P> <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR> quote:<BR>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<BR>FRODO is not looking good. SAM begins weeping and cradling him.<BR>SENTIMENTAL BOOK-READERS: Say "Don't go where I can't follow." Say "Don't go where I can't follow." Say "Don't go where I can't follow."<BR>SAM: Don't go where I can't follow!<BR>SENTIMENTAL BOOK-READERS: Woohoo! All right; I can die happy now.<BR>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<P><BR>Exactally what I was doing. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Me, too. I can die happy. <P> <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Me: Say it. Say it. :::shoos foolish non-book readers in her group back into their seats:: It's not over till he says it.<P>Sam:"Well, I'm back"<P>Me: :::contented sigh::: Okay you guys can go to the bathroom now.<BR> <HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Totally me. Except I didn't go to the bathroom until the last frame of the credits was over.