If you were Eru and wanted to have some fun...

[Firefoot]

I would replace the horses of Rohan with camels

Nooo! I can't be a camel!!!

If I were Eru I would:

-Put little voices inside Sauron's head saying "something slipped. You know it has."

-Sprinkle sleeping sand into Sauron's eye.

-Have Farmer Maggot turn his dogs on the Nazgul and make the dogs do it.

-Make all the Nazgul's horses suddenly go lame while they are chasing Frodo.

-Pour purple food dye into the Anduin for a day.

-Make Hobbits famous because they invented chocolate icecream.

It's the posts like this that really need the devil smilie.