The Great Orc Debate - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Beanamir of Gondor · 02-26-2004, 07:44 AM

You guys have totally blown this out of proportion. Even if orcs could knit, their knittings would be black and knobbly anyway.

*hmmm*

But where did Sauron get all of those knobbly orc-rags, anyway? If they weren't knitted, then how were they made? Leftovers from elvish prisoners, maybe?
Elf: You can't do anything to me! My father's the king of Mirkwood! [tosses hair]
Orc: Dat's wat you tink! [Grabs beautiful elven-clothes, dunks into foul orc-pit]
Elf: [wails] NOOOO!

02-26-2004, 07:44 AM	#22
Beanamir of Gondor Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: the Shadow Gallery Posts: 276	You guys have totally blown this out of proportion. Even if orcs could knit, their knittings would be black and knobbly anyway. hmmm But where did Sauron get all of those knobbly orc-rags, anyway? If they weren't knitted, then how were they made? Leftovers from elvish prisoners, maybe? Elf: You can't do anything to me! My father's the king of Mirkwood! [tosses hair] Orc: Dat's wat you tink! [Grabs beautiful elven-clothes, dunks into foul orc-pit] Elf: [wails] NOOOO! __________________ The answer to life is no longer 42. It's 4 8 15 16 23... 42. "I only lent you my body; you lent me your dream."