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Old 02-26-2004, 07:52 AM   #24
Beanamir of Gondor
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Beanamir of Gondor has just left Hobbiton.
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No no no... switch Boromir and Faramir.

Denethor: I wish Boromir had lived and you had died.
Faramir: Huh? You wanted ME to live?
Denethor: No! I wanted you to die!
Faramir: Forget you! [punches Denethor in face].

Eowyn: But I wanted to talk to your brother!
Boromir: No! Kiss me, my love!
Eowyn: AHHHH! Get away dirty pervert!!

Or wait, what about Bill and Asfaloth?

Arwen: Noro lir, Asfaloth!
Asfaloth: *yawn* [lies down]
Arwen: Ack! Ringwraiths!

Sam: But I don't want to leave Bill behind!
Aragorn: You must!
Bill: *neighs in anger* [stomps all over Aragorn]
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