You know you're obsessed with LOTR when ...

[Firefoot]

...When you dress up in your "Frodo Lives!" t-shirt

Where do you get those? I want one of them.

You know you're obsessed with LotR when...

-You find yourself quoting LotR in ordinary conversations without even realizing it.

-You would much rather learn Elvish than any other language.

-You greet your friends in Elvish.

-When you are hungry you decide Lembas sounds much beter than any thing else in your pantry.

-You pretend you are eating Lembas when you can't find any in your pantry.