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Eowyn Skywalker · 03-11-2004, 11:46 PM

(This fits in somewhat in the middle of Oddwen's piece. Its Treebeard talking about the entmoot.)
Treebeard: The Ents have not troubled with the wars of men in ages... we prefir to fight Sith. Have any of you hobbits ever wondered what happened to the Sith?

Merry: What's a Sith?

Pippin: Where are we goin'?

Merry: I'm hungry.

Pippin: I have to go to the bathroom.

Treebeard: You should've done that before we left.

Merry: Can I have a lightsaber?

PJ: Can I get another camera?

Enya: I'm sorry, I couldn't help it. Here, have a handheld.

PJ: I already have one, and I'm filming at the moment.

Enya: Sorry.

Treebeard: Shut up.

Merry: *gasp* That was... dare I say it.. HASTY!!!!

Treebeard: That's just our motto. You know, fish are friends, not food!

Pippin: Awwww.

Treebeard: Wait, that's not it.

Pippin: So where are we going?

Howard: WWAAAIIIITTT!!!!!! I NEED TO INSERT SOME DARK FORBODING THEME MUSIC!!!!!!!!!

Treebeard: I need to step on you.

(Behind the scenes...)
Darth Vader: I am your father, Peter Jackson.

PJ: This is the Lord of the Rings, you know.

Glorfindel: I WANTED TO HAVE A PART IN THIS MOVIE!!!!!!

Tom Bombadil: MMMEEEE TOOOO!!!!!!!

PJ: Umm... *help*

Agent Smith: You know that Enya hurt my ears?

Enja: YYYYYEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!

Agent Smith: Akk... I'm going deaf...

PJ: Shut up, I'm trying to film.

(End behind scene.)

Treebeard: Something is going to happen that has not happened in a long age.

Merry: What's that?

Treebeard: The ents will destroy the Sith.

Pippin: I still have to go to the bathroom.

Merry: What Sith?

Treebeard: I'm not telling. Welcome to the entmoot, Mr. Brandybuck.

Merry: Ug.

How was that? I'm glad you think I'm weird.

-Eowyn Skywalker

03-11-2004, 11:46 PM	#16
Eowyn Skywalker Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Somewhere far, far away. Eh. Posts: 402	Treebeard talks about the entmoot (This fits in somewhat in the middle of Oddwen's piece. Its Treebeard talking about the entmoot.) Treebeard: The Ents have not troubled with the wars of men in ages... we prefir to fight Sith. Have any of you hobbits ever wondered what happened to the Sith? Merry: What's a Sith? Pippin: Where are we goin'? Merry: I'm hungry. Pippin: I have to go to the bathroom. Treebeard: You should've done that before we left. Merry: Can I have a lightsaber? PJ: Can I get another camera? Enya: I'm sorry, I couldn't help it. Here, have a handheld. PJ: I already have one, and I'm filming at the moment. Enya: Sorry. Treebeard: Shut up. Merry: gasp That was... dare I say it.. HASTY!!!! Treebeard: That's just our motto. You know, fish are friends, not food! Pippin: Awwww. Treebeard: Wait, that's not it. Pippin: So where are we going? Howard: WWAAAIIIITTT!!!!!! I NEED TO INSERT SOME DARK FORBODING THEME MUSIC!!!!!!!!! Treebeard: I need to step on you. (Behind the scenes...) Darth Vader: I am your father, Peter Jackson. PJ: This is the Lord of the Rings, you know. Glorfindel: I WANTED TO HAVE A PART IN THIS MOVIE!!!!!! Tom Bombadil: MMMEEEE TOOOO!!!!!!! PJ: Umm... help Agent Smith: You know that Enya hurt my ears? Enja: YYYYYEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!! Agent Smith: Akk... I'm going deaf... PJ: Shut up, I'm trying to film. (End behind scene.) Treebeard: Something is going to happen that has not happened in a long age. Merry: What's that? Treebeard: The ents will destroy the Sith. Pippin: I still have to go to the bathroom. Merry: What Sith? Treebeard: I'm not telling. Welcome to the entmoot, Mr. Brandybuck. Merry: Ug. How was that? I'm glad you think I'm weird. -Eowyn Skywalker __________________ Sometimes worlds collide. This time, they got their own webpage. Join Middle-earth: Insanity forums today.