"I'll give your name and number to the Nazgul" - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Nimrothiel · 03-16-2004, 01:27 PM

Ah, the truth comes out. The Nazgul are actually telemarketers! Sauron uses the palantir to watch individuals at home, and just when they sit down to dinner *ring!*; a Nazgul calls and using a fake Southern accent asks if they would like to purchase a completely worthless item from a non-existent company.
I have way too much time on my hands.

03-16-2004, 01:27 PM	#16
Nimrothiel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Imladris Posts: 288	Ah, the truth comes out. The Nazgul are actually telemarketers! Sauron uses the palantir to watch individuals at home, and just when they sit down to dinner ring!; a Nazgul calls and using a fake Southern accent asks if they would like to purchase a completely worthless item from a non-existent company. I have way too much time on my hands. __________________ "Walrus?! Will you quit makin' up imaginary animals?!!" ~ Sarge; Red vs. Blue