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Feanor of the Peredhil · 03-17-2004, 08:51 PM

But the Nazgul ARE repo-men! Didn't you know? See, Isildur never paid (save in blood, and that just doesn't count these days) for a certain piece of jewelry, and when he died, said jewelry got lost. When the Repo-depot guys heard that the Ring was still out there, they sent for Gollum, who claimed it was stolen. So then the Ghouls of Nahz tracked down the thieves and then there was a high speed chase...

Wait a minute... the Nazgul aren't repo-men... They're cops!!!

Fea

03-17-2004, 08:51 PM	#20
Feanor of the Peredhil La Belle Dame sans Merci Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perpetual uncertainty Posts: 5,517	But the Nazgul ARE repo-men! Didn't you know? See, Isildur never paid (save in blood, and that just doesn't count these days) for a certain piece of jewelry, and when he died, said jewelry got lost. When the Repo-depot guys heard that the Ring was still out there, they sent for Gollum, who claimed it was stolen. So then the Ghouls of Nahz tracked down the thieves and then there was a high speed chase... Wait a minute... the Nazgul aren't repo-men... They're cops!!! Fea __________________ peace