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Miriel Undomiel · 03-25-2004, 11:47 AM

~When you tell your friends at school to have one minute in silence in memory of Gollum...

~When your 2 year old little brother is terrified of Gollum. If I say 'he's coming' or 'he bites your finger', he looks like somebody just died. And when he have done something wrong, he says 'Gommul is coming

'.
Have I scarred him for life???

Nimrothiel · 03-25-2004, 01:41 PM

Yes, yes you have.

You know you're obessed with LotR when:

1. You sketch Frodo and Gandalf as part of an art scholarship requiring twenty works of art.

2. You look forward to visiting Niagra Falls on your Senior class trip in hopes of comparing it to your idea of "Rauros, golden Rauros falls!"

3. You immediatly decide to locate the recipe for lembas after finding out that such a thing exists.

4. You can't wait to go to college because the town that your new school is located in contains a sword shop; and there is a fencing club.

5. You curse the bell signalling the end of class because you're not done typing up indications of LotR obsession.

(All of these have happened to me.)

Nimrothiel · 03-25-2004, 01:55 PM

6. After being rudely interrrupted in posting your indicators for LotR obessesion; you spend your Chemistry class finishing your top ten indicators for LotR obsession and searching for the recipe for lembas.

7. You admit to your friends that you have an obsession with LotR and they reply "So what else is new?"

8. You fill out a diet journal for your health doctor and write that you miss caffine and chocolate in Anglo-Saxon runes on the bottom of the last entry.

9. You are convinced that your health doctor is Sauron in disguise because he has taken away so many foods that you find tasty and scrumptiously crunchable.

10. You constantly speak like Gollum and quote lines from the books and the movies. ("That still only counts as one!")

Lhunardawen · 03-25-2004, 11:43 PM

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Needless to say, she keeled over like Númenor.

This was because of the pillow, not the person. The guy is like Faramir to my Eowyn, only I'm still in my winter. Get it?

And needless to say, I don't think spring will ever come again...

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7. You admit to your friends that you have an obsession with LotR and they reply "So what else is new?"

My friends actually think there's something wrong with me when I don't say just one thing related to LotR for a day. And I would think the same when Elenrod (Nilpaurion Felagund) does the same. As if he would ever do that...right, toronya ?

Iaurhirwen · 03-26-2004, 08:00 AM

1. When you realize you forgot to bring a Tolkein book to school with you, you begin to cry at the prospect of NO TOLKIEN for 6 hrs

2. After you find out that LOTR is being made into a musical, you immediately start composing your own and practice them with your other LOTR obssesed friends at play practice . . . . . when you are actually supposed to be practicing for the real musical you'll be performing in 3 weeks!

3. On a trip to Toledo, you're very excited to visit the sword factory and are extremely depressed that you can't buy a sword because it won't fit into your bag and the airplane people don't like people having swords on the airplanes . . . . and the Spanish airplane people are scary - they have big guns

4. You're determinded to find a ring tone for your cell phone that is one of Howard Shore's compositions.

Vuelve · 03-26-2004, 05:19 PM

Your playing the Sims in school and you decide to recreate the Fellowship.You scrap that idea and create Elrond's family instead.
I made grownup Elrond and Celebrain.Then I made Little Arwen, Elladan, and Elrohir.Now I can't wait to get back to school on Monday to finish "The Last Homely House" and start sending them to school, their jobs, Ect...

Peace,
Vuelve

elfearz1 · 03-27-2004, 12:12 PM

you argue with a girl in the middle of class over all the typical things people think about Lotr. "i.e. it was about WW2" "Frodo and Sam were gay" etc.

you're so obsessed that your friends actually start calling it your movie. hehehe

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3. You immediatly decide to locate the recipe for lembas after finding out that such a thing exists.

oooh Lembas are yummy, I have made them a few times before. Did you find the recipe already? I would be glad to give it to you if you would like.

03-25-2004, 11:47 AM	#1
Miriel Undomiel Wight Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: I don't know... I guess I'm lost Posts: 122	~When you tell your friends at school to have one minute in silence in memory of Gollum... ~When your 2 year old little brother is terrified of Gollum. If I say 'he's coming' or 'he bites your finger', he looks like somebody just died. And when he have done something wrong, he says 'Gommul is coming '. Have I scarred him for life??? __________________ A Sparrow can't change it's feathers

03-25-2004, 01:41 PM	#2
Nimrothiel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Imladris Posts: 288	Yes, yes you have. You know you're obessed with LotR when: 1. You sketch Frodo and Gandalf as part of an art scholarship requiring twenty works of art. 2. You look forward to visiting Niagra Falls on your Senior class trip in hopes of comparing it to your idea of "Rauros, golden Rauros falls!" 3. You immediatly decide to locate the recipe for lembas after finding out that such a thing exists. 4. You can't wait to go to college because the town that your new school is located in contains a sword shop; and there is a fencing club. 5. You curse the bell signalling the end of class because you're not done typing up indications of LotR obsession. (All of these have happened to me.) __________________ "Walrus?! Will you quit makin' up imaginary animals?!!" ~ Sarge; Red vs. Blue

03-25-2004, 01:55 PM	#3
Nimrothiel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Imladris Posts: 288	6. After being rudely interrrupted in posting your indicators for LotR obessesion; you spend your Chemistry class finishing your top ten indicators for LotR obsession and searching for the recipe for lembas. 7. You admit to your friends that you have an obsession with LotR and they reply "So what else is new?" 8. You fill out a diet journal for your health doctor and write that you miss caffine and chocolate in Anglo-Saxon runes on the bottom of the last entry. 9. You are convinced that your health doctor is Sauron in disguise because he has taken away so many foods that you find tasty and scrumptiously crunchable. 10. You constantly speak like Gollum and quote lines from the books and the movies. ("That still only counts as one!") __________________ "Walrus?! Will you quit makin' up imaginary animals?!!" ~ Sarge; Red vs. Blue

03-26-2004, 08:00 AM	#5
Iaurhirwen Wight Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the theatre!!SHOWTIME!!!! Posts: 217	1. When you realize you forgot to bring a Tolkein book to school with you, you begin to cry at the prospect of NO TOLKIEN for 6 hrs 2. After you find out that LOTR is being made into a musical, you immediately start composing your own and practice them with your other LOTR obssesed friends at play practice . . . . . when you are actually supposed to be practicing for the real musical you'll be performing in 3 weeks! 3. On a trip to Toledo, you're very excited to visit the sword factory and are extremely depressed that you can't buy a sword because it won't fit into your bag and the airplane people don't like people having swords on the airplanes . . . . and the Spanish airplane people are scary - they have big guns 4. You're determinded to find a ring tone for your cell phone that is one of Howard Shore's compositions. __________________ "Will somebody find my pants?" - "What do you do with a drunkin sailor?" - "You have a giant mole!!!!" - "Tom!! Get out of the Girls's dressing room!" "But she asked me to help find her pants!!" - - - opening night chaos

03-26-2004, 05:19 PM	#6
Vuelve Wight Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: A portal to an alternate dimension at your local Wal-Mart store. Posts: 161	Your playing the Sims in school and you decide to recreate the Fellowship.You scrap that idea and create Elrond's family instead. I made grownup Elrond and Celebrain.Then I made Little Arwen, Elladan, and Elrohir.Now I can't wait to get back to school on Monday to finish "The Last Homely House" and start sending them to school, their jobs, Ect... Peace, Vuelve __________________ Now, what do you own the world? How do you own disorder? Disorder! - Toxicity-System of A Down