Murder Mysteries Solved! - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Maeggaladiel · 04-02-2004, 01:33 PM

Bravo!

You will surely recieve Downie Awards for your convincing death stories! If not, you'll at least earn yourself a prestigious Maeg Award for best death scenes.

SO- As a just reward for revealing the truths behind your 'mysterious' dissapearances, I present all of you with the White Lily Award for Best Death Scenes!

Bravo! Encore!

MAEG!

Firefoot · 04-02-2004, 03:03 PM

A rather unfortunate story actually. You see, I was at a sleepover with three of my friends and somehow I ended up hiding behind a wall, waiting for one of my friends to come around the corner so that I could scare them. Well, unfortunately the friend who came around the corner had a broom so that when I screamed she screamed and swung the broom at me. Alas, the broomstroke was fatal and I died that night, and wandered lonely paths until I came to my long home in the Barrowdowns.

And that is at least in part a true story.

Oddwen · 04-02-2004, 11:03 PM

Of course, I remember! The men of Carn Dûm came on us at night, and we were worsted. Ah! the spear in my heart!

No! No! What am I saying? I have been dreaming.

galadriel'smaiden · 04-04-2004, 03:11 PM

Hahahahaha.

I....am neither living nor dead. Caught in the realm of the rings. I......want.....to....die.....~!

Novlamothien · 04-04-2004, 05:37 PM

I was cruely murdered by a schoolmate, he is probably an Easterling in disguise. Anyway, one day I annoyed him too much and he, sadly, strangled me with the 2.59 pounds of pressure needed to strangle me. And now I am in a better place, for he is not here.

Namarie, Cruel world!

Evisse the Blue · 04-05-2004, 07:23 AM

My unfortunate room mates (who know naught and care not of this blessed realm where I now reside) have repeatedly promised to do me in, and I ended up begging them to release my spirit from the burden of living. Alas, they tried to many times: choking me, pushing me off the balcony... But they're so incompetent, they can never finish the job...

In the end, the sweet(er than miruvor) but deadly combination of coffee+vodka that I was in the habbit of savouring satisfied my death wish and left me cold and Blue.

And this is how I came to join this realm I had before only dreamt of. *bliss*

Meneltarmacil · 04-05-2004, 09:14 PM

I came to this site while searching for LOTR info, pictures, etc. Unfortunately, I happened to stumble upon the Mad Libs, did one, and laughed myself to death.

Which is how I found myself here. But I'm not complaining. I like it here.

04-02-2004, 01:33 PM	#1
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	*Sniff sniff* Bravo! You will surely recieve Downie Awards for your convincing death stories! If not, you'll at least earn yourself a prestigious Maeg Award for best death scenes. SO- As a just reward for revealing the truths behind your 'mysterious' dissapearances, I present all of you with the White Lily Award for Best Death Scenes! Bravo! Encore! MAEG! __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

04-02-2004, 11:03 PM	#3
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Plagary! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-hahack Of course, I remember! The men of Carn Dûm came on us at night, and we were worsted. Ah! the spear in my heart! No! No! What am I saying? I have been dreaming. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

04-04-2004, 03:11 PM	#4
galadriel'smaiden Haunting Spirit Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Vilnius Posts: 73	mwa hahahhah Hahahahaha. I....am neither living nor dead. Caught in the realm of the rings. I......want.....to....die.....~! __________________ "For God's sake Ed, just take the stupid call!" said Justin. "Hello, Mum, I'm on stage," said Ed casually. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGH!" screamed Justin.

04-04-2004, 05:37 PM	#5
Novlamothien Haunting Spirit Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: A white, wintry wonderland-in the South!! Posts: 75	I was cruely murdered by a schoolmate, he is probably an Easterling in disguise. Anyway, one day I annoyed him too much and he, sadly, strangled me with the 2.59 pounds of pressure needed to strangle me. And now I am in a better place, for he is not here. Namarie, Cruel world! __________________ "He said if I had the cheek to make verses about Earendil in the house of Elrond that was my affair." ~Bilbo~

04-05-2004, 07:23 AM	#6
Evisse the Blue Brightness of a Blade Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: wherever I may roam Posts: 2,685	ah...caffeine intoxication, the sweetest way to die... My unfortunate room mates (who know naught and care not of this blessed realm where I now reside) have repeatedly promised to do me in, and I ended up begging them to release my spirit from the burden of living. Alas, they tried to many times: choking me, pushing me off the balcony... But they're so incompetent, they can never finish the job... In the end, the sweet(er than miruvor) but deadly combination of coffee+vodka that I was in the habbit of savouring satisfied my death wish and left me cold and Blue. And this is how I came to join this realm I had before only dreamt of. bliss __________________ And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass.

04-02-2004, 03:03 PM	#2
Firefoot Illusionary Holbytla Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,547	A rather unfortunate story actually. You see, I was at a sleepover with three of my friends and somehow I ended up hiding behind a wall, waiting for one of my friends to come around the corner so that I could scare them. Well, unfortunately the friend who came around the corner had a broom so that when I screamed she screamed and swung the broom at me. Alas, the broomstroke was fatal and I died that night, and wandered lonely paths until I came to my long home in the Barrowdowns. And that is at least in part a true story.

04-05-2004, 09:14 PM	#7
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	I came to this site while searching for LOTR info, pictures, etc. Unfortunately, I happened to stumble upon the Mad Libs, did one, and laughed myself to death. Which is how I found myself here. But I'm not complaining. I like it here. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.