Silly Songs with Merry (and Pippin) - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Maeggaladiel · 04-02-2004, 02:17 PM

Dang it! I just wrote this entire thing, and my computer decided it wanted to refresh! We hates it! We hates it forever!!!
NOTE- Words with apostrophes are pronounced differently to fit in the rhythm of the poem. EX- Mor'ia is pronounced Morya, Lor'ien is Loryen, Riv'ndell is pronounced Rivndell. Poetic license is fun.

(Three hobbits. To "The Pirates who don't do Anything")
Hobbits- (CHORUS)
We are the hobbits,
Who don't do anything!
We stay in our holes,
And lie around!
And if you ask us,
To do anything,
We'll tell you....

H #1- We don't do anything.
Weeelll, I've never been to Mor'ia
And I've never been to Riv'ndell.
And I've never run from Nasgul
Cuz' I don't leave home at all.

And I've never been to Lor'ien,
And I've never been to Rohan,
And I've never been to Mordor in the faaalll!

All- CHORUS

H#2- We don't do anything!
Weeeellll, I've never fought a balrog,
And I've never fought an Uruk
And I never lunge or parry
Cuz I never fight at all!

And I've never fought a Nasgul,
And I've never fought a goblin
And I've never been to Mordor in the fall!

All- Chorus

H#3- We don't do anything!
Weeeeeellll, I've never kissed a steward,
And I don't know how to disco,
And I've never eaten mustard with a barrow wight named Paul

And I've never crossed the border,
And I don't look good in spandex,
And I've never been to Mordor in the Faaall!

H1- Huh? What do disco and mustard have to do with being a hobbit?
H2- Yeah! I thought we were supposed to sing about hobbity things!
H3- Oh!
H1- And that spandex thing is just plain weird! Am I right? What do you think?
H2- I think you look like E.L.Fudge.
H1- Huh? No I don't.
H2- Do too.
H1- Nuh uh!
H2- Yes!
H1- That's it! I'm callin' the Shiriff!
H2- Yes sir, EL Fudge!!
H1- Grrr!
H2- Yipe!

H3- Weeeellll Iiiii've...
Never licked a monkey,
And I've never bathed in lembas,
And I've never seen an Oliphaunt
Play golf without a ball!

And I've never poked an Uruk,
And I've never hugged a warg...

H1- You just don't get it.

ALL- And we've never been to Mordor in the faaaaaallll!

Ok, that was random...
MAEG!

Eowyn Skywalker · 04-02-2004, 07:43 PM

Maeggaladiel, I thank you for loving my piece. Yours was one of the best reditions of that song I've read. Can you post it in the fanfiction section of my site, linked in my signature... One tip, write in Wordpad, and copy and paste it over...

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Oh where is the One Ring?
As sang by Frodo

<Frodo is in a set that looks strangely like the Green Dragon.>
Frodo is searching around frantically, searching for his ring. Having no success, Frodo cries out.
Frodo: Oh where is the One Ring... Oh where is the One Ring... Oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where ,oh wherrrrrrrre... Is the One Ring?

Narrator: Having heard his searching, Sam enters the scene. Shocked, and slightly embarrassed at the sight of his master in such a frantic state, Sam composes himself, and reports:
Sam: I think I saw the One Ring back there.

Frodo: Back there is my Prec... (He stops as he sees Sam glaring at him) Ahem. Back there is my One Ring... back there is the One Ring... Back there, oh where, back there, oh where back therrrrrrrre. Is the One Ring?

Narrator: Having heard his proclamation, Gollum enters the scene. Shocked, and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Frodo in such a joyous stare, Gollum composes himself, and says:
Gollum: Why do you want my prrreciousssss, it'sss really really EVIL!

Narrator: Frodo is taken aback, the thought had never occurred to him. In shock, Frodo sings out:
Frodo: My Ring, is quite evil... My Ring is quite evil... My Ring, My Ring, My Ring, My Ring, My RINNNNNNGGGGG, Is very evil! But I still want it!!!

Narrator: Having heard his questioning, Pippin enters the scene. Shocked, and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Frodo singing this in front of the entire Shire. Pippin composes himself, and says:
Pippin: Frodo, that old ring of yours. Well, I'm sorry, I didn't know, but I sold it to the Wraith... because he's EVIL!!!

Narrator: Frodo is shocked, and stumbles back in lament.
Frodo: My Ring, has been solden...
Sam: Master Frodo, that's not a word!
Frodo: Shut up, Sam. I'm lamenting the loss of my Pre... Ring. My Ring has been stolen. Better, nitpick?
Sam: Mister Frodo, you need to learn to speak properly.
Frodo: You're wasting time.
Sam: Oh. Sorry. Pippin, let's go get some ale.
Pippin: Sure!
Frodo: You don't realize what you've done!!! Gandalf will kill me!!!!
Sam: One last thing.
<Conks Gollum over the head with frying pan.>
Sam: There. Carry on, Mister Frodo.
Frodo: YOU have no sense of pity. Oh, well. As I was singing... My Ring has been solded...
Sam: Ugg.
Frodo: My Ring has been solded. My Ring, back there, very evil, oh where, My RINNNNNGGGG!! Has been solded!

Narrator: Having heard his lamenting, both Gandalf, and a Ring Wraith enter the scene. Gandalf is holding the One Ring, and the Ring Wraith is lamenting for the loss of the One Ring. Frodo and the Ring Wraith are both shocked, and slightly embarrassed at the sight of each other’s frantic faces. He looks at Frodo, and is NOT thankful, but says, that way this will follow the song:
Wraith: Thanks for the One Ring... But I want it back!!! MWHA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!
Gandalf: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!
Wraith: Oh, I'll be back for you, Old Man... Me AND my pet Balrog...
Gandalf: GO BACK TO THE SHADOW!!!!!
Pippin: Hit 'im with your staff!!!
Gandalf: Oh, okay!!!
<Wonk>
Frodo: This was MY song!!! You ruined it!!!! Now I can't sing the end: Take care of the One Ring!!!
Gandalf: You fool!!! Why'd you have to lose the Ring. I cannot trust you, young Baggins...
Frodo: But I wanted to do a song!!!! Gollum did!!!!
Gandalf: What that thing does is not of your concern. This Ring is Evil!!!!
Frodo: I know that!!! You can keep it. I want to finish the song!!!
Frodo looks at Gandalf wryly, but still feeling an emotional attachment to the Ring, cries out:
Frodo: Take care of the One Ring... Take care...
Gandalf: OH NO YOU DON'T!!! I'M NOT TAKING IT!!!
Frodo: Meany! Fine! Comon, Sam. Let's go and destroy the dumb thing.
Sam: Awww. I wanted to stay here!
Pippin: Great! So where are we goin’?

The End!
***

How's that?

-Eowyn Skywalker

04-02-2004, 02:17 PM	#1
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Dang it! I just wrote this entire thing, and my computer decided it wanted to refresh! We hates it! We hates it forever!!! NOTE- Words with apostrophes are pronounced differently to fit in the rhythm of the poem. EX- Mor'ia is pronounced Morya, Lor'ien is Loryen, Riv'ndell is pronounced Rivndell. Poetic license is fun. (Three hobbits. To "The Pirates who don't do Anything") Hobbits- (CHORUS) We are the hobbits, Who don't do anything! We stay in our holes, And lie around! And if you ask us, To do anything, We'll tell you.... H #1- We don't do anything. Weeelll, I've never been to Mor'ia And I've never been to Riv'ndell. And I've never run from Nasgul Cuz' I don't leave home at all. And I've never been to Lor'ien, And I've never been to Rohan, And I've never been to Mordor in the faaalll! All- CHORUS H#2- We don't do anything! Weeeellll, I've never fought a balrog, And I've never fought an Uruk And I never lunge or parry Cuz I never fight at all! And I've never fought a Nasgul, And I've never fought a goblin And I've never been to Mordor in the fall! All- Chorus H#3- We don't do anything! Weeeeeellll, I've never kissed a steward, And I don't know how to disco, And I've never eaten mustard with a barrow wight named Paul And I've never crossed the border, And I don't look good in spandex, And I've never been to Mordor in the Faaall! H1- Huh? What do disco and mustard have to do with being a hobbit? H2- Yeah! I thought we were supposed to sing about hobbity things! H3- Oh! H1- And that spandex thing is just plain weird! Am I right? What do you think? H2- I think you look like E.L.Fudge. H1- Huh? No I don't. H2- Do too. H1- Nuh uh! H2- Yes! H1- That's it! I'm callin' the Shiriff! H2- Yes sir, EL Fudge!! H1- Grrr! H2- Yipe! H3- Weeeellll Iiiii've... Never licked a monkey, And I've never bathed in lembas, And I've never seen an Oliphaunt Play golf without a ball! And I've never poked an Uruk, And I've never hugged a warg... H1- You just don't get it. ALL- And we've never been to Mordor in the faaaaaallll! Ok, that was random... MAEG! __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

04-02-2004, 07:43 PM	#2
Eowyn Skywalker Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Somewhere far, far away. Eh. Posts: 402	Maeggaladiel, I thank you for loving my piece. Yours was one of the best reditions of that song I've read. Can you post it in the fanfiction section of my site, linked in my signature... One tip, write in Wordpad, and copy and paste it over... * Oh where is the One Ring? As sang by Frodo <Frodo is in a set that looks strangely like the Green Dragon.> Frodo is searching around frantically, searching for his ring. Having no success, Frodo cries out. Frodo: Oh where is the One Ring... Oh where is the One Ring... Oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where ,oh wherrrrrrrre... Is the One Ring? Narrator: Having heard his searching, Sam enters the scene. Shocked, and slightly embarrassed at the sight of his master in such a frantic state, Sam composes himself, and reports: Sam: I think I saw the One Ring back there. Frodo: Back there is my Prec... (He stops as he sees Sam glaring at him) Ahem. Back there is my One Ring... back there is the One Ring... Back there, oh where, back there, oh where back therrrrrrrre. Is the One Ring? Narrator: Having heard his proclamation, Gollum enters the scene. Shocked, and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Frodo in such a joyous stare, Gollum composes himself, and says: Gollum: Why do you want my prrreciousssss, it'sss really really EVIL! Narrator: Frodo is taken aback, the thought had never occurred to him. In shock, Frodo sings out: Frodo: My Ring, is quite evil... My Ring is quite evil... My Ring, My Ring, My Ring, My Ring, My RINNNNNNGGGGG, Is very evil! But I still want it!!! Narrator: Having heard his questioning, Pippin enters the scene. Shocked, and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Frodo singing this in front of the entire Shire. Pippin composes himself, and says: Pippin: Frodo, that old ring of yours. Well, I'm sorry, I didn't know, but I sold it to the Wraith... because he's EVIL!!! Narrator: Frodo is shocked, and stumbles back in lament. Frodo: My Ring, has been solden... Sam: Master Frodo, that's not a word! Frodo: Shut up, Sam. I'm lamenting the loss of my Pre... Ring. My Ring has been stolen. Better, nitpick? Sam: Mister Frodo, you need to learn to speak properly. Frodo: You're wasting time. Sam: Oh. Sorry. Pippin, let's go get some ale. Pippin: Sure! Frodo: You don't realize what you've done!!! Gandalf will kill me!!!! Sam: One last thing. <Conks Gollum over the head with frying pan.> Sam: There. Carry on, Mister Frodo. Frodo: YOU have no sense of pity. Oh, well. As I was singing... My Ring has been solded... Sam: Ugg. Frodo: My Ring has been solded. My Ring, back there, very evil, oh where, My RINNNNNGGGG!! Has been solded! Narrator: Having heard his lamenting, both Gandalf, and a Ring Wraith enter the scene. Gandalf is holding the One Ring, and the Ring Wraith is lamenting for the loss of the One Ring. Frodo and the Ring Wraith are both shocked, and slightly embarrassed at the sight of each other’s frantic faces. He looks at Frodo, and is NOT thankful, but says, that way this will follow the song: Wraith: Thanks for the One Ring... But I want it back!!! MWHA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!! Gandalf: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!! Wraith: Oh, I'll be back for you, Old Man... Me AND my pet Balrog... Gandalf: GO BACK TO THE SHADOW!!!!! Pippin: Hit 'im with your staff!!! Gandalf: Oh, okay!!! <Wonk> Frodo: This was MY song!!! You ruined it!!!! Now I can't sing the end: Take care of the One Ring!!! Gandalf: You fool!!! Why'd you have to lose the Ring. I cannot trust you, young Baggins... Frodo: But I wanted to do a song!!!! Gollum did!!!! Gandalf: What that thing does is not of your concern. This Ring is Evil!!!! Frodo: I know that!!! You can keep it. I want to finish the song!!! Frodo looks at Gandalf wryly, but still feeling an emotional attachment to the Ring, cries out: Frodo: Take care of the One Ring... Take care... Gandalf: OH NO YOU DON'T!!! I'M NOT TAKING IT!!! Frodo: Meany! Fine! Comon, Sam. Let's go and destroy the dumb thing. Sam: Awww. I wanted to stay here! Pippin: Great! So where are we goin’? The End! * How's that? -Eowyn Skywalker __________________ Sometimes worlds collide. This time, they got their own webpage. Join Middle-earth: Insanity forums today.