Lament for the Elves

[Amanaduial the archer]

Personally, I enjoyed that particular section of the game particularly, and I don't think I was alone But wait, you missed a few of the choicest:

fairy-boys

treehugger

And of course, Lin's fluent cursing...

Sissy long-haired creamy-skinned pointy-eared...

However...

In this particular case of dwarves and elves: The emnity between the two races has obviously and for several combined ancestoral reasons lasted for generations. Also, in a 'cat-fight', when insults fly, as was the case when Balin's crew chanced upon the Prince and his courtiers in 'Last Hope for Moria', almost anything would be picked on by both sides! Obviously, compared to the dwarves, hardy, stout and thought to have 'sprung from stone', the litheness, elegance and height of the elves of then-Mirkwood is a huge contrast. Indeed, the elves were standing up for themselves, with such insults as:

Garden gnome!

Is this a stereotype of dwarves? Well, yes. Their height is a fundamental point of their appearance and one which other races, including the readers/viewers, would immediately pick up on - possibly even the first one they would pick up on. In the same way one of the first things to be noted upon in the case of the elves is their enduring 'vitality' and, lets face it, beauty. The elves are, as you said 'fair folk' - and this is immediately remarkable. The references to their appearance are usually, if not always, favourable. Take, for example, a description of Glorfindel in 'Many Meetings' from FotR:

Glorfindel was tall and straight: his hair was of shining gold, his face fair and young...his eyes were bright and keen and his voice like music

The film has, of course, enhanced this stereotype: Orlando Bloom's having been cast as Legolas probably didn't help very much in 'combatting' this - but then, does it really need to be 'combatted' as such? The first description of Legolas was rather sparse, only a few lines:

There was also a strange elf clad in green and brown, Legolas, a messenger from his father Thranduil, King of the Elves of Northern Mirkwood.

That's it. One sentence for our first glimpse of Legolas, less than half of which actually concerns his appearance. More is given to Boromir, even - he gets a whole paragraph! And bearing in mind the sparseness of this first look at Legolas, is it really a bad thing that the film-makers decided to build Legolas into the elegant, fine-looking character who appeared in the films? This finery of appearance, as well as his elegance and litheness, is befitting to the race - look at the other descriptions of the other elves, like Elrond (see Many Meetings and The Council of Elrond for a few examples), Glorfindel (as seen above as an example), Arwen or even the Elf-kings of old, such as Gil-Galad. It may be a selective sample of the race, but it is the only one that we have - all the elves who we encounter, as far as I can see, are indeed, very, very 'fair'. And Legolas is obviously wise, a thinker rather than simply a pretty boy - maybe he does come across as a bit of a fool sometimes in the films ("A diversion" - RotK. You all know what I mean - ah yes, all of the readers of the books cringed at that point ), but he is always noble and pure, as his speech and words are wise and deep (even more so in the books). So maybe we can look back at the immortal philosophy of Roald Dahl's 'The Twits' - those with bad thoughts begin to look bad and ugly and twisted, but if you have good thoughts and do good things, your appearance will reflect that accordingly.

(And for anyone who would like to see more of the insults exchanged in the RPG thread in question, look especially at page four at Will Whitfoot's first post - pure genius...)

~Aman

[The Saucepan Man]

It seems to me that this stereotypical image of Elves as rather effeminate beings with long (often blonde) hair and high cheek bones has arisen primarily for two reasons.

First, in many children's tales (of relatively modern origin), Elves are depicted as diminutive, fairy-like creatures. An example would be the story of the Elves and the Shoemaker, but there are many other examples. And although Tolkien made clear in his writings that this was not how his Elves were to be viewed (and even expressed some regret at using the word "Elf"), many will still come to his works with preconceived notions of what Elves are. Unfortunately, his portrayal of the Rivendell Elves in The Hobbit doesn't exactly help his cause ( ) and many readers first come to his works is by way of that book. But I think that it is fair to say that he was at pains to disabuse readers of such preconceived notions, particularly in the Silmarillion, but also in his depiction of the Elves that we meet in LotR (and even in the Mirkwood Elves later on in The Hobbit - Galion certainly seems to be a bit of a lad ).

But the second reason for this stereotypical image does, I think, lie in Tolkien's own description of his Elves. Notwithstanding his efforts to portray them as strong and majestic, he also (as has been said) conceived of them as a "fair folk". And it is difficult for those visualising his works (artists and film-makers alike) to depict them as such without borrowing from society's own notions of attractiveness. Which quite often means long flowing hair, delicate features and high cheekbones.

As Firefoot has quite rightly pointed out, this way of portraying Elves pre-dates the films. It is apparent in much of the artwork depicting Tolkien's works. And it is certainly apparent in the films. Whoever was responsible for casting certainly went for long blonde hair and high cheekbones when it came to casting the Elves, particularly the "chorus line" that turns up at Helm's Deep. Elrond is a notable exception, and, despite his boyish good looks, I would nevertheless maintain that Orlando Bloom's Legolas is no cissy.

Of course, it is Orlando who has become the butt of the "hairbrush and shampoo" jokes. But I have a feeling that this is not a new phenomenon. Such jokes are certainly more prevalent now, given the widespread popularity of the films (and accompanying resurgence in the popularity of the books), and also courtesy of the relatively recent technology which allows pictures (such as film stills) to be manipulated and distributed via the internet. But I seem to recall that the Legolas character in "Bored of the Rings" was rather obsessed with his appearance. And, when I drew a picture parodying the Fellowship some 20 or more years ago, I depicted Legolas with angular features, preening his hair and admiring himself in a compact mirror.

Both examples, of course, are a form of parody. As, indeed are the many jokes and images involving Legolas that are currently circulating. But I believe that the parody has its roots in the two basic reasons for the stereotype that I outlined above.

[Imladris]

It's not that I didn't enjoy the insults on the game, because I did. I'm just wondering if it was canonical or not with Tolkien. I personally think that Aman and Saucepan Man explained it very well and I honestly had not thought of it that way before.

So elves are prime material for being made fun of then? Good for parody?

[Amanaduial the archer]

In a spoof, every little thing has potential to be exaggerated. For example, in a few of the spoofs I have seen, Gandalph's pronunciation of Mordor has been played upon (so that every time he says it he has to take a huge breath before and then say "Morrrrrrrr*gasp*dorrrrrr"; as the spoof carried on, this just continued to get longer and longer). This is because someone has obviously picked up upon the fact that in the films, Ian Mckellan does, on several occasions, elongate the 'r' sound in Mordor, and it is perfect to play on. And as just about anyone who has seen the films is aware, Orlando Bloom does possess "boyish good looks", as do "the chorus line" (thank you, Saucepan ), and this is perfect to play upon in a spoof.

Originally Posted by Saucepan man

And, when I drew a picture parodying the Fellowship some 20 or more years ago, I depicted Legolas with angular features, preening his hair and admiring himself in a compact mirror.

Begod, the man is a psychic! Ahead of your time indeed, sir!

[Guinevere]

Well, after all, Legolas is described as "fair of face beyond the measure of men" in "The last Debate". But what is "fair" ? As long as we only had the books, it was up to the individual reader's imagination and taste.(which could differ widely)
And then there's the fact that elves have no beards (except Cirdan)...
As far as I remember it isn't mentioned in the books how they were dressed, or what length (or style) their hair was. (Except Glorfindels long golden hair streaming behind him when he came riding along)

[Lord of Angmar]

Elves are tall and fair, they talk to trees and are in tune with nature, they delight in dancing and singing and generally have good fashion sense. Spurred on by Legolas's portrayal in the Lord of the Rings movies and the common notion of elves as fairies with long pointy ears and Tinkerbell-wings, Middle-earth's Elves are as close to metrosexuals as you will find in Middle-earth, at least to that majority of the moviegoing public who are no more acquainted with the literature of JRR Tolkien prior to the release of the movies than they are with Caedmon's Poem or Gilgamesh.

I am unfamiliar with your RPG Imladris, but anyone who refers to Elves as "nancy-boy" and "lassie," even in the context of a game, does not seem fit to be participating.

[Amanaduial the archer]

Originally Posted by Lord of Angmar

am unfamiliar with your RPG Imladris, but anyone who refers to Elves as "nancy-boy" and "lassie," even in the context of a game, does not seem fit to be participating.

Lord of Angmar, the point in the game is that it is not the players who are referring to the elves as such, but the dwarves who they were writing on behalf of; as one acquainted with the books, you must know that, with the exception of Legolas and Gimli, dwarves have little love of elves. This came out duly and not inappropriately.