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mark12_30 · 04-13-2004, 12:46 PM

Denethor: My chicken! Faramir should have gone in his stead.

(I'm a big Boromir fan, I felt guilty typing that!)

Faramir: Because Osgiliath is overrun. The orcs hold the Western Shore.

(more guilt!)

Gandalf: He must go by another road; he must look to the River, and the black fleet.

Aragorn: Because the Beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid!

Theoden: Muster the chickens.

Eomer: Oaths he has taken, to lord and land!

Eowyn: The men have found their chicken; they will follow him into the frying pan, and into the fire.

Legolas: Have you learned nothing of the stubbornness of chickens?

04-13-2004, 12:46 PM	#31
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,349	Denethor: My chicken! Faramir should have gone in his stead. (I'm a big Boromir fan, I felt guilty typing that!) Faramir: Because Osgiliath is overrun. The orcs hold the Western Shore. (more guilt!) Gandalf: He must go by another road; he must look to the River, and the black fleet. Aragorn: Because the Beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid! Theoden: Muster the chickens. Eomer: Oaths he has taken, to lord and land! Eowyn: The men have found their chicken; they will follow him into the frying pan, and into the fire. Legolas: Have you learned nothing of the stubbornness of chickens? __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.