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Maeggaladiel · 04-15-2004, 12:01 PM

In Minas Tirith, soldiers are putting up WANTED posters of Smokey the Bear.

IN the "flashback" scene where Boromir and Faramir embrace, Denethor can be seen running around in the background, laughing insanely and being consumed by flames.

BOROMIR- Uh oh. It's YOUR turn to extinguish daddy.
FARAMIR- Nuh uh! I did it last time!
B- Well I'm the favorite, so I say it's YOUR TURN!
F- Make me!
B- I will!
*Meanwhile the fire is burning holes in Denethor*
F- You and what army, Bugle boy?
B- Me and THIS army, Non-Favorite Boy!
*the entire gondorian army pops up behind him*
F- I'll just... go then...
*by now, Denthor has been reduced to a laughing pile of ash*
F &B- Whups...

FLASHBACK ENDS
Denethor- Ah, those were the days.

FORMING OF THE FELLOWSHIP
Aragorn- You have my sword.
Leggo- And my bow.
Gimli- And my axe!
Boromir- And my pocket lint!

HELM'S DEEP
Aragorn- they have come to destroy the race of men!
Legolas- Soooo.... why do I care? I'm an elf.
Gimli- And I'm a dwarf.
Eowyn- Um, I'm a woman.
Elf army- We're risking our immortality because...?
*Women, children, and non-humans all leave*
Theoden- Nice one.
Aragorn- Just shut up.

Not funny, I know. Oh well.
MAEG

04-15-2004, 12:01 PM	#35
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	In Minas Tirith, soldiers are putting up WANTED posters of Smokey the Bear. IN the "flashback" scene where Boromir and Faramir embrace, Denethor can be seen running around in the background, laughing insanely and being consumed by flames. BOROMIR- Uh oh. It's YOUR turn to extinguish daddy. FARAMIR- Nuh uh! I did it last time! B- Well I'm the favorite, so I say it's YOUR TURN! F- Make me! B- I will! Meanwhile the fire is burning holes in Denethor F- You and what army, Bugle boy? B- Me and THIS army, Non-Favorite Boy! the entire gondorian army pops up behind him F- I'll just... go then... by now, Denthor has been reduced to a laughing pile of ash F &B- Whups... FLASHBACK ENDS Denethor- Ah, those were the days. FORMING OF THE FELLOWSHIP Aragorn- You have my sword. Leggo- And my bow. Gimli- And my axe! Boromir- And my pocket lint! HELM'S DEEP Aragorn- they have come to destroy the race of men! Legolas- Soooo.... why do I care? I'm an elf. Gimli- And I'm a dwarf. Eowyn- Um, I'm a woman. Elf army- We're risking our immortality because...? Women, children, and non-humans all leave Theoden- Nice one. Aragorn- Just shut up. Not funny, I know. Oh well. MAEG __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman. Last edited by Maeggaladiel; 04-15-2004 at 12:15 PM.