Lament for the Elves - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

mark12_30 · 04-18-2004, 11:37 AM

THis brings up the issue, then, that if we are going to perform a sweeping edit, we've got to find something else for them to bicker about. In TOlkien's world, what *were* the plausible insults?

"For some elves tease and laugh at them, and most of all at their beards."
"Don't dip your beard in the foam, father! It is long enough without watering it."
"Mind Bilbo doesn't eat all the cakes! He is too fat to fit through key-holes yet."

Old treasure wars?

The laws of hospitality?

Food for thought.

04-18-2004, 11:37 AM	#25
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,349	THis brings up the issue, then, that if we are going to perform a sweeping edit, we've got to find something else for them to bicker about. In TOlkien's world, what were the plausible insults? "For some elves tease and laugh at them, and most of all at their beards." "Don't dip your beard in the foam, father! It is long enough without watering it." "Mind Bilbo doesn't eat all the cakes! He is too fat to fit through key-holes yet." Old treasure wars? The laws of hospitality? Food for thought. __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.