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Amariden Ravenhill · 04-20-2004, 09:06 PM

Eowyn: There's something different about you, Aragorn. New accumulation of dirt?

Aragorn: Nope.

Eowyn: Er....you polished that ring you always wear?

Aragorn: I did that last week.

Eowyn: You're...Oh Eru! You're finally going to dye your hair copper?! *squeals* And then it will be FLUFFY and SOFT!!!!

Aragorn: I'm afraid not, although I may consider doing so.

Eowyn: Well?! What is it?

Aragorn: Haven't you noticed that my braces are as of now GONE?

Eowyn: *peers at him closely* OH! IT'S SO, BLINDINGLY SHINY!!!!! *faints in joy*

This is in commemeration of having my own braces removed! Oh wait, now I have a mainstream smile! AGH! THE ABSOLUTE HORROR! It burns us it does!!!!!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 04-21-2004, 07:57 AM

Dont worry Amariden, as soon as you get your braces out your teeth go all to Hell anyway. I think its as a result of a joke played by a truly cruel God.

Eowyn: "You...you're not Aragorn at all! That's a mask!

*Eowyn rips and tugs at Gorn's face*

Aragorn: *thinks to himself* Ah! Quite a tiger there....No! Don't think those thoughts!

*Arwen intercepts Aragorn's thoughts (Hey, it happened in the movies!)*

Arwen: "Get that face out of those hands or I'll flog you with the rolling pin when you get home. You hear me?"

Aragorn: "Hmmm. It appears I'm in the age-old predicament of being between the possessed, manic depressive mistress and the psychotic, paranoid fiancee. What to do, what to do....."

Eowyn: "Just as I suspected! You are Polihrinos Polonious Papadopoulos, the evil King of Persia! Where's my sword? I shall gut you like a common hog!"

*Aragorn runs for door while screaming in a ridiculously high-pitched voice*

Maeggaladiel · 04-21-2004, 02:44 PM

Eowyn- Wow! Neat!
Aragorn- What?
Eowyn- Your hair is so greasy that I can mould it into shapes with my hands! Look! I've made a monkey! Ook ook!
Aragorn- ?

~Maeg

PS- Do the wave for me! Today is my 18th birthday! Yeehaw!

Lady Snickerdoodle · 04-21-2004, 03:01 PM

Ary: Eowyn... I- I have to tell you something.
Eowyn: *soft confidential voice* Don't worry, you can tell me anything.
Ary: Well, you see, I have something in Rivendell...
Eowyn: Yes?
Ary: *starts bawling* WAAAH I FORGOT MY PURPLE SQUEAKY BATH TOY AND I ABSOLUTELY CAN'T TAKE A BATH WITHOUT IT BECAUSE THE BATHTUB MONSTERS WILL COME AND EAT MY PINKY TOES!!!!

and that, folks, is the real story behind the dirt.

Or-
*in slow mo*
Eowyn: *bitch slaps aragorn across his face* What do you mean my lollipop was "misplaced"? How could you DO this to me??? I thought I could trust you, I thought you were different. But then you go and "misplace" it while I'm in the moonbounce, thats IT we're OVER!!! *storms off muttering under breath* Men...

Miriel Undomiel · 04-22-2004, 08:16 AM

Lol

Eowyn: What a zit!
Aragorn: *blank stare*
Eowyn: I mean... erhm... What is it?

Lady Snickerdoodle · 04-22-2004, 01:24 PM

heey.. thats ^^osmosis jones...

04-22-2004, 11:05 PM

Aragorn: NO!!! It can't be!! The White Rabbit!! ARRRGH!!

White Rabbit: RAWWRRR!!

*Aragorn is attacked*

04-20-2004, 09:06 PM	#1
Amariden Ravenhill Wight Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: In Mordor where the Shadows lie Posts: 113	Eowyn: There's something different about you, Aragorn. New accumulation of dirt? Aragorn: Nope. Eowyn: Er....you polished that ring you always wear? Aragorn: I did that last week. Eowyn: You're...Oh Eru! You're finally going to dye your hair copper?! squeals And then it will be FLUFFY and SOFT!!!! Aragorn: I'm afraid not, although I may consider doing so. Eowyn: Well?! What is it? Aragorn: Haven't you noticed that my braces are as of now GONE? Eowyn: peers at him closely OH! IT'S SO, BLINDINGLY SHINY!!!!! faints in joy This is in commemeration of having my own braces removed! Oh wait, now I have a mainstream smile! AGH! THE ABSOLUTE HORROR! It burns us it does!!!!! __________________ Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.= I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head Utúlie'n aurë! Aiya Eldalië ar Atanatári, utúlie'n aurë!

04-21-2004, 07:57 AM	#2
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Dont worry Amariden, as soon as you get your braces out your teeth go all to Hell anyway. I think its as a result of a joke played by a truly cruel God. Eowyn: "You...you're not Aragorn at all! That's a mask! Eowyn rips and tugs at Gorn's face Aragorn: thinks to himself Ah! Quite a tiger there....No! Don't think those thoughts! Arwen intercepts Aragorn's thoughts (Hey, it happened in the movies!) Arwen: "Get that face out of those hands or I'll flog you with the rolling pin when you get home. You hear me?" Aragorn: "Hmmm. It appears I'm in the age-old predicament of being between the possessed, manic depressive mistress and the psychotic, paranoid fiancee. What to do, what to do....." Eowyn: "Just as I suspected! You are Polihrinos Polonious Papadopoulos, the evil King of Persia! Where's my sword? I shall gut you like a common hog!" Aragorn runs for door while screaming in a ridiculously high-pitched voice __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

04-21-2004, 02:44 PM	#3
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Eowyn- Wow! Neat! Aragorn- What? Eowyn- Your hair is so greasy that I can mould it into shapes with my hands! Look! I've made a monkey! Ook ook! Aragorn- ? ~Maeg PS- Do the wave for me! Today is my 18th birthday! Yeehaw! __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

04-21-2004, 03:01 PM	#4
Lady Snickerdoodle Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: in the cookie jar Posts: 256	Ary: Eowyn... I- I have to tell you something. Eowyn: soft confidential voice Don't worry, you can tell me anything. Ary: Well, you see, I have something in Rivendell... Eowyn: Yes? Ary: starts bawling WAAAH I FORGOT MY PURPLE SQUEAKY BATH TOY AND I ABSOLUTELY CAN'T TAKE A BATH WITHOUT IT BECAUSE THE BATHTUB MONSTERS WILL COME AND EAT MY PINKY TOES!!!! and that, folks, is the real story behind the dirt. Or- in slow mo Eowyn: bitch slaps aragorn across his face What do you mean my lollipop was "misplaced"? How could you DO this to me??? I thought I could trust you, I thought you were different. But then you go and "misplace" it while I'm in the moonbounce, thats IT we're OVER!!! storms off muttering under breath Men... __________________ "Let me handle this, I'm British." ~hitchhikers guide

04-22-2004, 08:16 AM	#5
Miriel Undomiel Wight Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: I don't know... I guess I'm lost Posts: 122	<------- Look! White Tree! Lol Eowyn: What a zit! Aragorn: blank stare Eowyn: I mean... erhm... What is it? __________________ A Sparrow can't change it's feathers

04-22-2004, 01:24 PM	#6
Lady Snickerdoodle Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: in the cookie jar Posts: 256	heey.. thats ^^osmosis jones... __________________ "Let me handle this, I'm British." ~hitchhikers guide

04-22-2004, 11:05 PM	#7
Incanus Guest Posts: n/a	Aragorn: NO!!! It can't be!! The White Rabbit!! ARRRGH!! White Rabbit: RAWWRRR!! Aragorn is attacked