LOTR parents!

[Nimrothiel]

"...a little fiery eye..." Rofl! Hmmm, now whose kid(s) should I do?

*a ten-year old Elfwine can be seen riding a horse in the great hall; Faramir suddenly appears from a side door; Elfwine misses him but crashes into a statuette which shatters*

Faramir: "Elfwine! What have I told you about riding indoors?!"

Elfwine: "Ummm, to always wear a helmet?"

Faramir: "So why aren't you wearing one?"

Elfwine: "Uhhh...."

Faramir: "You had better hope that you're mother doesn't see this; she'll be furious."

Eowyn: "See what, and why would I be furious?"

*Faramir turns around to see Eowyn standing with her arms crossed and a dangerous expression on her face*

Faramir: "Er....umm..."

*Eowyn spots Elfwine*

Eowyn: "Elfwine!! Did you leave your helmet at Eldarion's again?! That's the fifth time this month! Why can't you remember your things?!"

*Elfwine is turning red and slouching in his saddle; Eowyn spots the broken statuette*

Eowyn: "You broke my mother's favorite sculpture! How can you be so clumsy; you're a son of the House of Eorl for Helm's sake!"

*Elfwine looks for a convenient hole to crawl into; but Eowyn is far from finished*

Eowyn: "I suppose you forgot to polish your sword too, and your boots are absolutely filthy! No riding for a month, and you can't go to Eldarion's for twice that. When I think of all the trouble your father and I went through..."

Note: Do not **** off your mom if she happens to be a princess/shieldmaiden; things could get ugly.