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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Imladris
Posts: 288
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"...a little fiery eye..." Rofl!
![]() *a ten-year old Elfwine can be seen riding a horse in the great hall; Faramir suddenly appears from a side door; Elfwine misses him but crashes into a statuette which shatters* Faramir: "Elfwine! What have I told you about riding indoors?!" Elfwine: "Ummm, to always wear a helmet?" Faramir: "So why aren't you wearing one?" Elfwine: "Uhhh...." Faramir: "You had better hope that you're mother doesn't see this; she'll be furious." Eowyn: "See what, and why would I be furious?" *Faramir turns around to see Eowyn standing with her arms crossed and a dangerous expression on her face* Faramir: "Er....umm..." *Eowyn spots Elfwine* Eowyn: "Elfwine!! Did you leave your helmet at Eldarion's again?! That's the fifth time this month! Why can't you remember your things?!" *Elfwine is turning red and slouching in his saddle; Eowyn spots the broken statuette* Eowyn: "You broke my mother's favorite sculpture! How can you be so clumsy; you're a son of the House of Eorl for Helm's sake!" *Elfwine looks for a convenient hole to crawl into; but Eowyn is far from finished* Eowyn: "I suppose you forgot to polish your sword too, and your boots are absolutely filthy! No riding for a month, and you can't go to Eldarion's for twice that. When I think of all the trouble your father and I went through..." Note: Do not **** off your mom if she happens to be a princess/shieldmaiden; things could get ugly.
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