Lord of the Pants... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Hama Of The Riddermark · 04-30-2004, 02:05 PM

"Bilbo found it...in Gollum's pants..."

"You have entered the pants of the lady of you wood, you cannot go back now."

"There may be a day when the pants of men fail, and we forsake our pants!"

"I'm sick of this, nothing but mouldy pants for three stinking days!"

"Whether by the sword or by the slow decay of time, Aragorn will die, and there will be no pants for you."

"I looked into your future, and I saw pants."

"Pants! Pants on wings!"

"Tom Bombadil has his pants to attend to, and Goldberry is waiting."

"It's Saruman's pants!"

"Do I not also have your pants, my daughter?"

"Nasssssty tricksssssy pantsssss."

"If we let him go he'll throttle us in our pants!"

"You will lead us to the black pants!"

"The pants of Gondor are lit! We must ride to Gondor's pants!"

I could go on, but I won't...

Lathriel · 05-21-2004, 09:11 AM

Bilbo: but things are meant to endure in the shire, there is always been a pants living under the hill at bag end.

Witchking of Angmar: No pants can slay me

Kinda lame but I wanted to try my hand at it

Sapphire_Flame · 05-22-2004, 11:07 AM

Aragorn: By nightfall these pants will be swarming with orcs!

Gandalf: The writing, which at first was as clear as red flame, has all but disappeared, a secret now that only pants can tell.

Butterbur: Gandalf? Gandalf? Ohhh yes! I remember, elderly chap, big gray beard, pointy pants. Not seen him for six months.

Arwen: You are Isildur's heir, not Isildur himself. You are not bound to his pants.
Aragorn: The same blood flows in my pants. The same weakness.

Elrond: You have only one choice.... It must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into the fiery pants from whence it came.

Gandalf: No Gimli, I would not take the roads through Moria unless I had no other pants.

Saruman: Do you know how orcs first came into being? They were pants once...

Aragorn: I swore an oath to protect you.
Frodo: Can you protect me from your pants?

Eomer (to Grima): Too long have you watched my sister. Too long have you haunted her pants.

Aragorn: It is an army bred for a single purpose: to destroy the pants of men.

Frodo: What food do we have left?
Sam: Pants. And oh look...MORE pants!

Manathor: You know the laws of our country. The laws of your father. If you let them go, your pants will be forfeit.

Abedithon le,

~*~Aranel~*~

Lady Snickerdoodle · 05-22-2004, 07:55 PM

Bilbo: And there I was... At the pants of three monstrous trolls!!!

hmm. I just got up to get dessert,(pie) and being the nice person that i am, I called upstairs to offer my brother some.
"Hey, Isaac, did you want some pants too?"
he stared at me like i was crazy until i figured it out a minute later...

hehe... laughing too hard to think up more, I'll come back later...

Nimrothiel · 05-23-2004, 09:09 PM

*Council of Elrond; Gimli has just attempted to destroy the One Pair of Pants*

Elrond: "These pants cannot be destroyed by any means that we here posses, master Gimli. Not even scissors will cut this pair. They must be cast into the fiery textile factory from whence they came."

Here's a few new chapter titles from "The Hobbit" and "The Lord of the Rings":

"Out of the Frying-Pan and Into the Pants"

"A Knife in the Pants"

"Riddles in the Pants" or "Pants in the Dark"

"A Short-Cut to Pants"

"A Long-Expected Pants"

"An Unexpected Pants"

"The Long Pants"

Brain meltdown; too much to do with exams coming up.

Hama Of The Riddermark · 05-24-2004, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Aragorn: The same blood flows in my pants. The same weakness.

Never knew Aragorn had that problem...but with Liv Tyler for his girlfriend, can you really blame him?

Maeggaladiel · 05-24-2004, 01:49 PM

"Overhill and Underpants."

"If you would just LEND me the pants... All I ask for is the strength to defend my pants!"

"Pants has come to Rohan."

"I am no man! You look upon pants!!"

"Surrender the pants, she-elf!" (That's from the Peter Pantson film, The Lord of the Pants)

Aragorn-"You have my sword"
Legolas-"And my bow."
Gimli- "And my pants!"

"The Pants go ever on and on...."

"We wantss it! Our Pantsssessss!!!" (That actually makes sense, coming from Gollum. I mean, him being in a loincloth for so long and all. The poor little blighter just wants his pants back.)

"Three Pants for elves who nance beneath the sky,
Seven for the dwarf lords in their fashion shows,
Nine Pants for mortal men, doomed to dye (their hair, that is)
One pair for the Dark Lord who wears them low. (shudder)
One pair to rule them all, One pair to find them
One pair to let out their seams and in the darkness bind them.
In the land of Mordor where the bellbottoms lie."

Okay, that was funny until the end of the first line. I'd better shut up now.
~Maeg of the Pants

Lady Snickerdoodle · 05-24-2004, 01:51 PM

And into these pants, he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life.

One by one, the free pants in Middle-Earth fell to the power of the Ring.

The Ring came to the creature Gollum, who took it deep into the pants of the Misty Mountains.

hobbits at bilbo's party: Pants, Bilbo, pants!

Bilbo: Alas, eleventy-one years is far too short a time to live in such excellent and admirable pants.
or
I've put the pants off for far too long.
or
I regret to announce that these are the pants.
and
You will keep some pants on Frodo, won't you?

Merry: You're supposed to stick it in the pants!
Pippin: It is in the pants!

hehe. i'll stop before it gets too nasty.

Nimrothiel · 05-28-2004, 10:28 AM

Hama of the Riddermark, that was slightly disturbing.

Ummm, let me think for a minute...aha!

*party scene; Sam at table drinking, Frodo comes over*

Frodo: "Come on Sam, ask Rosie for a pants!"

Sam: "Ah, I think I'll just pants another ale."

Frodo: "Oh no you won't, go pants!"

Hmm, slightly confusing and awkward, but what do I care; it's the last day of school and I graduate tomorrow!

05-31-2004, 02:54 PM

frodo=nothing ever dampens your pants does it sam.

05-21-2004, 09:11 AM	#2
Lathriel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Wandering through Middle-Earth (Sadly in Alberta and not ME) Posts: 612	Bilbo: but things are meant to endure in the shire, there is always been a pants living under the hill at bag end. Witchking of Angmar: No pants can slay me Kinda lame but I wanted to try my hand at it __________________ Back again

05-22-2004, 11:07 AM	#3
Sapphire_Flame Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The World That Never Was Posts: 1,232	Aragorn: By nightfall these pants will be swarming with orcs! Gandalf: The writing, which at first was as clear as red flame, has all but disappeared, a secret now that only pants can tell. Butterbur: Gandalf? Gandalf? Ohhh yes! I remember, elderly chap, big gray beard, pointy pants. Not seen him for six months. Arwen: You are Isildur's heir, not Isildur himself. You are not bound to his pants. Aragorn: The same blood flows in my pants. The same weakness. Elrond: You have only one choice.... It must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into the fiery pants from whence it came. Gandalf: No Gimli, I would not take the roads through Moria unless I had no other pants. Saruman: Do you know how orcs first came into being? They were pants once... Aragorn: I swore an oath to protect you. Frodo: Can you protect me from your pants? Eomer (to Grima): Too long have you watched my sister. Too long have you haunted her pants. Aragorn: It is an army bred for a single purpose: to destroy the pants of men. Frodo: What food do we have left? Sam: Pants. And oh look...MORE pants! Manathor: You know the laws of our country. The laws of your father. If you let them go, your pants will be forfeit. Abedithon le, ~~Aranel~~ __________________ The Hitchhiking Ghost

05-22-2004, 07:55 PM	#4
Lady Snickerdoodle Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: in the cookie jar Posts: 256	Bilbo: And there I was... At the pants of three monstrous trolls!!! hmm. I just got up to get dessert,(pie) and being the nice person that i am, I called upstairs to offer my brother some. "Hey, Isaac, did you want some pants too?" he stared at me like i was crazy until i figured it out a minute later... hehe... laughing too hard to think up more, I'll come back later... __________________ "Let me handle this, I'm British." ~hitchhikers guide

05-23-2004, 09:09 PM	#5
Nimrothiel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Imladris Posts: 288	Council of Elrond; Gimli has just attempted to destroy the One Pair of Pants Elrond: "These pants cannot be destroyed by any means that we here posses, master Gimli. Not even scissors will cut this pair. They must be cast into the fiery textile factory from whence they came." Here's a few new chapter titles from "The Hobbit" and "The Lord of the Rings": "Out of the Frying-Pan and Into the Pants" "A Knife in the Pants" "Riddles in the Pants" or "Pants in the Dark" "A Short-Cut to Pants" "A Long-Expected Pants" "An Unexpected Pants" "The Long Pants" Brain meltdown; too much to do with exams coming up. __________________ "Walrus?! Will you quit makin' up imaginary animals?!!" ~ Sarge; Red vs. Blue

05-24-2004, 01:49 PM	#7
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Pants for everyone! "Overhill and Underpants." "If you would just LEND me the pants... All I ask for is the strength to defend my pants!" "Pants has come to Rohan." "I am no man! You look upon pants!!" "Surrender the pants, she-elf!" (That's from the Peter Pantson film, The Lord of the Pants) Aragorn-"You have my sword" Legolas-"And my bow." Gimli- "And my pants!" "The Pants go ever on and on...." "We wantss it! Our Pantsssessss!!!" (That actually makes sense, coming from Gollum. I mean, him being in a loincloth for so long and all. The poor little blighter just wants his pants back.) "Three Pants for elves who nance beneath the sky, Seven for the dwarf lords in their fashion shows, Nine Pants for mortal men, doomed to dye (their hair, that is) One pair for the Dark Lord who wears them low. (shudder) One pair to rule them all, One pair to find them One pair to let out their seams and in the darkness bind them. In the land of Mordor where the bellbottoms lie." Okay, that was funny until the end of the first line. I'd better shut up now. ~Maeg of the Pants __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

04-30-2004, 02:05 PM	#1
Hama Of The Riddermark Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 282	"Bilbo found it...in Gollum's pants..." "You have entered the pants of the lady of you wood, you cannot go back now." "There may be a day when the pants of men fail, and we forsake our pants!" "I'm sick of this, nothing but mouldy pants for three stinking days!" "Whether by the sword or by the slow decay of time, Aragorn will die, and there will be no pants for you." "I looked into your future, and I saw pants." "Pants! Pants on wings!" "Tom Bombadil has his pants to attend to, and Goldberry is waiting." "It's Saruman's pants!" "Do I not also have your pants, my daughter?" "Nasssssty tricksssssy pantsssss." "If we let him go he'll throttle us in our pants!" "You will lead us to the black pants!" "The pants of Gondor are lit! We must ride to Gondor's pants!" I could go on, but I won't...

05-24-2004, 01:51 PM	#8
Lady Snickerdoodle Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: in the cookie jar Posts: 256	And into these pants, he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One by one, the free pants in Middle-Earth fell to the power of the Ring. The Ring came to the creature Gollum, who took it deep into the pants of the Misty Mountains. hobbits at bilbo's party: Pants, Bilbo, pants! Bilbo: Alas, eleventy-one years is far too short a time to live in such excellent and admirable pants. or I've put the pants off for far too long. or I regret to announce that these are the pants. and You will keep some pants on Frodo, won't you? Merry: You're supposed to stick it in the pants! Pippin: It is in the pants! hehe. i'll stop before it gets too nasty. __________________ "Let me handle this, I'm British." ~hitchhikers guide Last edited by Lady Snickerdoodle; 05-24-2004 at 02:09 PM.

05-28-2004, 10:28 AM	#9
Nimrothiel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Imladris Posts: 288	Hama of the Riddermark, that was slightly disturbing. Ummm, let me think for a minute...aha! party scene; Sam at table drinking, Frodo comes over Frodo: "Come on Sam, ask Rosie for a pants!" Sam: "Ah, I think I'll just pants another ale." Frodo: "Oh no you won't, go pants!" Hmm, slightly confusing and awkward, but what do I care; it's the last day of school and I graduate tomorrow! __________________ "Walrus?! Will you quit makin' up imaginary animals?!!" ~ Sarge; Red vs. Blue

05-31-2004, 02:54 PM	#10
skaterhobbit13 Guest Posts: n/a	frodo=nothing ever dampens your pants does it sam.