101 Things Barrow-Downers Would Never Post - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Amariden Ravenhill · 05-07-2004, 03:15 PM

The Ka: Ah Boromir, Boromir! How I pine for thee from the towers of the White Citadel!

Finwë: What is this "Quiz Forum" that you speak of?

Me: I am a Noldor ghostie. BOO and RAWRG, says I! Hobbits are a virus.....and I think Latin is STUPID.

Eowyn Skywalker · 05-07-2004, 08:14 PM

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Eowyn Skywalker Pfft! Star Wars is so lame.

Umm... I don't know whether to scream, laugh crazily, or roll my eyes. Though I suppose my oppsession with Star Wars is obvious from my avatar...

Ah well, this IS things we would never say...

Amariden Ravenhill: Middle-earth MIRTH? Why would anyone waste time in there. And what do you mean, people actually send TIME trying to learn Sindarian?!?!?! Ha! You wouldn't catch me trying to learn any other langauges like that!

Maeggaladiel: Glasses? Near sighted ELF?! That's, like, a total non-canon of Tolkien! Someone shoot THAT elf!! You won't see me wearing glasses!!!

There, revenge, as I have now picked on the only BDers that I know well enough to come up with what they wouldn't say...

Me: What stupid person would waste time writing parodies?!

-Eowyn Skywalker

Amariden Ravenhill · 05-07-2004, 08:49 PM

Mwahahahaha! That was hilarious, Eowyn!

P.S: The Warhead of Power is MIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!

Eowyn Skywalker · 05-07-2004, 10:57 PM

The Warhead of DOOM\Power\whatever is NOT yours, Amariden. However, I cannot reveal who's it is... spoilers for the Quest of the Doomed Candies... BUT IT IS NOT YOURS!!!! I have OTHER plans for your character... mwha-ha-ha-ha... coughlightsaberofdoomcough

Amariden Ravenhill: Eowyn Skywalker's spoofs are boooooring. Who'd waste time reading things like the Candies of Doom anyhow? What'd the point of all this humor? We could all be discussing the finer points of chocolate bar wrappers!

-Eowyn Skywalker

Everdawn · 05-08-2004, 01:48 AM

Everdawn: Oh come off it! Éomer is not my fave character, I hate him! Besides Batman is way cooler.

Saraphim · 05-08-2004, 11:36 PM

mark12_30: ugh! Not Canonicity again!

Saucepan Man: I'm sick of discussing the symbolism and truth in Tolkien's books. Scrabble, anyone?

Piosenniel: I'm going to *dum-dum-dum* (frightening music cue) chat on the discussion thread of an RPG!

Please don't flame me to a well-done crisp.

Eowyn Skywalker · 05-08-2004, 11:49 PM

I know where you got the one from Pio... very funny, and is still laughing.

Everdawn: Who likes Eomer nowdays? He's ugly. Ewww... hat hair. That orc can kill HIM.

The Barrow-wight: I don't know what brought on this love of Tolkien, but it's going to stop! As of three seconds, the Barrow-downs is now closed. Permanently.

(Let's hope we never hear that one...

)

Me: Why would anyone waste time writing about warheads of power when they could be off flirting. Sigh, boys are so cool.

(Anyone who knows me will testify that I am not a normal girl there... Boys? Ick.)

-Eowyn Skywalker

05-07-2004, 03:15 PM	#1
Amariden Ravenhill Wight Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: In Mordor where the Shadows lie Posts: 113	The Ka: Ah Boromir, Boromir! How I pine for thee from the towers of the White Citadel! Finwë: What is this "Quiz Forum" that you speak of? Me: I am a Noldor ghostie. BOO and RAWRG, says I! Hobbits are a virus.....and I think Latin is STUPID. __________________ Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.= I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head Utúlie'n aurë! Aiya Eldalië ar Atanatári, utúlie'n aurë!

05-07-2004, 08:49 PM	#3
Amariden Ravenhill Wight Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: In Mordor where the Shadows lie Posts: 113	Mwahahahaha! That was hilarious, Eowyn! P.S: The Warhead of Power is MIIIIIIIIIIIIINE! __________________ Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.= I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head Utúlie'n aurë! Aiya Eldalië ar Atanatári, utúlie'n aurë!

05-07-2004, 10:57 PM	#4
Eowyn Skywalker Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Somewhere far, far away. Eh. Posts: 402	The Warhead of DOOM\Power\whatever is NOT yours, Amariden. However, I cannot reveal who's it is... spoilers for the Quest of the Doomed Candies... BUT IT IS NOT YOURS!!!! I have OTHER plans for your character... mwha-ha-ha-ha... coughlightsaberofdoomcough Amariden Ravenhill: Eowyn Skywalker's spoofs are boooooring. Who'd waste time reading things like the Candies of Doom anyhow? What'd the point of all this humor? We could all be discussing the finer points of chocolate bar wrappers! -Eowyn Skywalker __________________ Sometimes worlds collide. This time, they got their own webpage. Join Middle-earth: Insanity forums today.

05-08-2004, 01:48 AM	#5
Everdawn Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn. Posts: 1,291	Everdawn: Oh come off it! Éomer is not my fave character, I hate him! Besides Batman is way cooler. __________________ "Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~ ~My lord, Éomer~

05-08-2004, 11:36 PM	#6
Saraphim Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The other side of freezing. Posts: 404	A Better Post Than My Last One... mark12_30: ugh! Not Canonicity again! Saucepan Man: I'm sick of discussing the symbolism and truth in Tolkien's books. Scrabble, anyone? Piosenniel: I'm going to dum-dum-dum (frightening music cue) chat on the discussion thread of an RPG! Please don't flame me to a well-done crisp. __________________ I drink Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters! ~ Always remember: pillage BEFORE you burn.

05-08-2004, 11:49 PM	#7
Eowyn Skywalker Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Somewhere far, far away. Eh. Posts: 402	I know where you got the one from Pio... very funny, and is still laughing. Everdawn: Who likes Eomer nowdays? He's ugly. Ewww... hat hair. That orc can kill HIM. The Barrow-wight: I don't know what brought on this love of Tolkien, but it's going to stop! As of three seconds, the Barrow-downs is now closed. Permanently. (Let's hope we never hear that one... ) Me: Why would anyone waste time writing about warheads of power when they could be off flirting. Sigh, boys are so cool. (Anyone who knows me will testify that I am not a normal girl there... Boys? Ick.) -Eowyn Skywalker __________________ Sometimes worlds collide. This time, they got their own webpage. Join Middle-earth: Insanity forums today.